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Longhorn_Fan68

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  1. who gets bruises from shaking hands? except people with.... tiny hands?
  2. only seems to make him stronger. lol the way things are going, everyone is getting a 5-week break, except for maybe AHLer's thrown in at the last minute
  3. both conferences could make the argument as having the best division, central vs metro. East: Atlantic - Points% - 55% Points% by teams currently in a playoff spot: 59% East: Metro - Points% - 60% Points% by teams currently in a playoff spot: 63% West: Central - Points% - 58% Points% by teams currently in a playoff spot: 73% West: Pacific - Points% - 54% Points% by teams currently in a playoff spot: 59% One of these divisions is certainly different than the others. While the Metro can boast the most mid-good teams, the central has the two best teams in the league and it ain't close (at least right now). the Ducks picked an excellent year to climb out of the cellar as the Pacific has never been more winnable by someone other than VGK or EDM
  4. Could have had two on that one pp. Whiffed on the first one. Recalibrated and got it on the second opportunity. Teams in past wouldn't have gotten the second try. That's the Mikko effect
  5. probably from all the tariffs they collected
  6. Robo is inevitable right now. Love it for him. Rantanen came to play too. 1-0 good guys after 1
  7. has anyone tried suing scotus? since everything is made up and the points don't matter, why the fuck not? why not done!
  8. oh come on now, twice will be along any minute to tell us how we're overreacting and gives us 10 bullet points why.
  9. really? you can't even chew gum in Singapore. canings are still a thing there. they both rate pretty poorly on the freedom index https://freedomhouse.org/country/singapore/freedom-world/2024 https://freedomhouse.org/country/malaysia/freedom-world/2024 For reference: https://freedomhouse.org/country/united-states https://freedomhouse.org/country/finland
  10. gee, wonder where that idea came from?
  11. fuck that, let's bring back scaphism or the brazen bull. make fascists afraid again
  12. Hearing DeBoer to Kings. That would be kinda weird. Wonder if he has to promise not to throw his starting goalie under the bus before signing. dildo.
  13. lol, so fucking pathetic. just small, small, tiny men. amazing
  14. a neanderthal woman is still a woman, brisket
  15. wonder if he turned himself in because everyone was convinced he was a woman?
  16. stooooopppppppp!!!!!!! jfc we all him on ignore for a reason
  17. hey now, it had a spot in my rotation during my 20's. it's not all terrible. most is, but not all
  18. Heavy is relative. As is clear every time I try to play 'my' music for anyone willing to listen
  19. What are three places no one wants to willingly live, Alex?
  20. oh yeah, this guy is headed straight for pardon. unbelievable
  21. sad. you can tell her legs are barely keeping her body up.
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