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Longhorn_Fan68

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Everything posted by Longhorn_Fan68

  1. I watched this again the other night for the first time in 20+ years and laughed all over again. love the reference
  2. in any other setting that would be high comedy. alas it's just another of an endless stream of embarrassment
  3. I love how that cunt just gets a pass from everyone too. laziest flotus ever
  4. suddenly you're the king of brevity? lol. p'shaw
  5. and now he'll become a forever wife in prison but at least he'll have three squares and roof
  6. I meant my comment for the flood thread, but to answer your question, he landed here to travel to Kerrville
  7. oh shit, will ding bambino be our Jimmy Hoffa?
  8. "assassination attempt"
  9. dotard is in austin and fucking up traffic. assclown
  10. guys, this isn't hard. lol
  11. guess we're officially a 3rd world shithole because I only associate protestors throwing rocks at cops as shit that happens in countries like that.
  12. quick goog says yes
  13. first Belarusian as a Star?
  14. lol @ Tommy Palmer
  15. far too close to 100% to bet on it
  16. the minute we take profit out of medicine the faster we get to the Mars. and there is no hyperbole there.
  17. man, one neg too many. coulda ended with epic rep. lol
  18. countdown to the surly lawdogs coming in here and telling us this is a nothingberder and everything is fine and justice still prevails. lol. goddamn
  19. getting high all day and taking small tokes periodically, especially before sitting down to focus on a task for a while, are completely different things. but everyone reacts differently and for me it's a calming, turn the chatter off in my brain kind of experience. I've never liked the prolonged high of overdoing it with edibles, so I don't take them very much. I don't think I metabolize them like other people do either bc they just don't have a prolonged effect on me (anymore)
  20. I probably need to take a tolerance break. buddy gave me some 75mg gummies for sleep and I took one on the 4th to stave off the depression about what I was reading going on around me and barely felt anything. then again, i smoke a little throughout the day and it basically normalizes me and gives me focus. I haven't been high-high in a long time, and frankly I'm ok with that. I'd rather be normalized and functional than neurotic and high.
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