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    meh, they can have that. ugly as shit
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    why does that hurt my eyes?
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    Biden: "Today I declare it illegal to smash your balls with a hammer. So let it be written; so let it be done."
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    worst african american ever
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    do you have a cliff's notes version of why there is a corncob up elmo's butt about everyone pumping out kids? I don't really care enough to spend time looking it up. lol
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    this is all great and you can believe or not believe whatever the hell you want. but the second this shit crosses (pun intended) into the public realm, the gloves are off. either retain your tax-exempt status and stay out of public policy or if you want to be able to exert influence, then pay to play. it's way past time we started enforcing this basic tenet of our constitution. a lot of time is spent talking about the amendments, but this basic premise was baked into the original document. I know I'm speaking to a deaf audience on this one, but this is the only way to prevent christofascists from taking over.
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    haha, naw, she powered through it, though. I did appreciate the double tap on the top. Not her first rodeo
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    why do you bother?
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    nm.
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    to understand that nonsense you have to remember than xtians believe that god spoke to the authors of the bible and told them what to write. so that word salad is directly from the mouth of god. omnipresence indeed.
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    nba and nhl finals have been a letdown so far
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    reminds me of the scarecrow calling out people without brains. if you don't care, why are you here? jfc
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    I know. I'm in a nitpicky mood today apparently.
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    so by definition their numbers are dropping. thanks for the confirmation.
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    no, pretty sure that's from the beginning of idiocracy.
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    It seems that is a problematic graph without population context. Quick google says: 1950: 7.08/152.30=4.6% 1978: 13.2/222.6=5.9% 2006: 16.3/298.4=5.5% 2022: 13.2/333.3=4.0% So they actually peaked in the late 70's, the pure number of congregants likely hid the true falling numbers.
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    yeah, food and provisions on the islands are higher than giraffe pussy. if you can get that part taken care of at any turn, do it. I wish we had done more to have our food and such taken care of. grocery shopping was the non-fun part of the trip.
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    either you misread what he wrote or completely misunderstood it. either way, it was not a racist statement
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    unfortunately only in Mike Judge's imagination
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    i thought we didn't have enough babies. I has a confused. religion is dumb.
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    oh fuck, I understand now. american jesus is white because he'll come back in the form his supporters will want him to be SO they don't kill him. sorta like the stay puft mashmallow man. but in reverse. and upside down. i dunno, you get it. it would be pretty goddamn funny if that actually happened. "SEEEEEE?????!!!! jeebus is white!" Oh man, I should stop drinking coffee after noon. lulz.
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    everything out of his mouth is in an airing of grievances in support of being a victim. literally up is fucking down with these people. I know I'm stating the obvious. I have to say it otherwise I will go insane

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