Already pretty much an asshole Texan so not much I can do there.
Quick funny story: As an 19 yr old, my parents asked me to be their driver on a three week road trip in a rented RV. Drove from Fredricksburg to the Grand Canyon. North through the Canyonlands, then to Yellowstone, Glacier and all the way to Jasper on the ice fields parkway. The RV was a Class C 29 footer. First two weeks of trip and for roughly 5000 miles, I ignored every mountain roadway sign limiting the length of vehicles. On the way to Takakkaw (sp) Falls, I barreled through a sign that said "no vehicles over 24 ft." Got within sight of the top of the pass, tried to make one of the switchback curves, and found out the RV was too long. Good times!! Had to reverse down the highway about 9 miles before I found a spot where I could turn that damn thing around. Took three hours and shaved about a decade off of my life expectancy. Not to mention the ridicule, embarrassment and middle finger salutes from the people who had to make space for a reversing RV from Texas...