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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. Ball is still getting stuck half a step behind. Fuck it. Just Route 1 a couple of times. We’ve been able to open them up easily with quick/direct.
  2. Was that a golf ball?
  3. Was that an airplane or did they add sound effects to their anthem?
  4. I don’t think it’s quite that bad, but it’s at best a coin flip. I think it depends on when they put him on and how many functions are fucked. If it’s more than one, then it seems like you are proper fucked.
  5. You can only save 40 seconds per time out. It doesn’t matter what Illinois did as long as it wasn’t a stoppage.
  6. Why is Frost keeping his TOs?
  7. You mean a few weeks like last Saturday with a 7 day rolling case average of 17,803. I mean it’s a downward trend this week (16,612), but it’s not time for Dora and Boots to start singing or anything.
  8. Moderna/March/2115
  9. Moderna trail was bringing in kids this week and next for first jab/placebo. No idea if there are slots still open.
  10. When your wife gets a baby monitor at some shower, go exchange it for a handle of bourbon. If the kid is that upset/hungry/shit themselves, they will wake your ass up.
  11. How the fuck was that on Lima?
  12. You are completely right. Im fine with Ring. It was just lazy/tired defending. But when he already did the hard part by catching up to him, forcing him wide and slowed the play to a crawl, having your captain give away a free kick like that out of nothing just adds frustration to an already frustrating half.
  13. He’s going nowhere, don’t foul Still going nowhere, he’s got nothing, don’t foul Still nothing God damn it
  14. 134 but half way up
  15. Did the Texas Cares antibody test Moderna, 2nd shot late March N antibody test - negative, so still haven’t gotten it. S antibody test came back positive and >2100 U/mL. I can go back to licking door knobs for three months, right?
  16. Fuck yeah bitches Congratulations! Your ticket application for the U.S. Men's National Team's 2021 FIFA World Cup Qualifier against Jamaica, has been selected for fulfillment. The game will take place on Oct. 7 at Q2 Stadium in Austin, Texas with a kickoff time of 7 p.m. CT. Your exact seat location will be disclosed in your account at www.ussoccer.com/mytix and your payment card will be charged in the coming days.
  17. It’s on Friday. And the mask requirement for the event was explicitly mentioned in the email. So the question was as petulant as it sounded.
  18. The principal sent out an update email for masks, meet the teacher, etc. this afternoon. The first comment, which was not anonymous, was the following “Will our children be able to ignore or break school rules or policies they don’t agree with or feel like following?” I assumed it was in jest and laughed heartily. My wife believes it to be serious which causes my brain to hurt.
  19. Covid cases in US - 35.8 MM Covid deaths in US - 0.616 MM Covid recoveries in US - 35.8-.616 = 35.184MM Population of US = 328.2 % of US population that are Covid survivors - 35.184/328.2 = 10.7%.
  20. Oh, I'll take a vet over an MD any day. They gotta be able to cure a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog all on the same day.
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