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I like Torchys, but that sounds like an overpriced Double Decker Taco.

Infinite Jest (VI) - Released The Year of the Flaming Hot Cheetos Puffy Taco. Poor Yorick Entertainment Unlimited. Incadenza’s recently found secret final-final film; 85 mins; black and white; silent/sound. Initially thought to be blank, archivist found that by ingesting a potentially lethal dose of DMZ, a five minute recording was visible playing in a continual loop. In this sequence, an obese Uncle Sam masturbates furiously while attempting to eat from a plate of falafel. He begins to choke, but soon recovers, only to attempt to eat from the plate again.

Have you tried a little tenderness.

Justines is awesome. If you are shorter in time and frugal, El Michoacano is tip top and across 71 from the airport.

We also learned that Steele got the pee tape from Ivanka.

Have about 3 cups of 2017, a quart of 2018, and a gallon of this years ready. The 2017 is still awesome. I’m thinking of getting it down to a half bottle. Top off with the 2018. Drink that down to half and top off with 2019. Creating a perpetual bottle of eggnog. We were late getting a tree this year, so we are doing that tonight. Kids get hot chocolate and adults get eggnog while we put up the lights/ornaments. I love this time of year.

So the new tactic is to stop throwing lobs at the witness’s credibility and instead go full Qanon?

I think the R reps got the memo to run the clock and get the fuck off the stage.

I don’t think Turner realizes what he is about to do. Assuming Hill can respond.

The most important part of the call was the segue to A$AP Rocky. This is awesome.

At some point, Castor has to realize that Hill is tearing him apart and he should just focus on Holmes in hopes of keeping the score respectable.

Are we watching Qanon members texting Nunes with their questions in real time?

This was not a god damn right wing coup. He was even losing former Aymara supporters. When you are term limited, but want to run again - you set up a referendum asking if it is the will of the people for you to run again. When the people tell you to go fuck off and that you have been in office long enough, you head over to your packed court and get them to change the constitution to allow you to run again. When you know you don’t have a majority and your only way to win is by avoiding a runoff, irregularities happen. This is simply people standing up to a potential tyrant. Sic semper tyrannis

I traveled for several years prior to kids and when they were little. Once they were born, I started to pull back. The worst time was late afternoon the day before I would have to leave and start to get things packed. Now I don’t travel anymore and it is awesome. The caveat is that I like my wife and kids. Traveling for fun is awesome. Traveling for work sucks shit through a straw. So does eating out every night and sleeping with the smell of hotel sheets. As does forgetting what room you are in because you are in a different hotel than you were this morning. And forgetting to charge your iPod, so you have to pound out your run with only the depressing whine of a shitty hotel treadmill and your exhalations there to fill the predawn mausoleum of the hotel gym. And pretending to be interested in what the local sales guy or client thinks about life, the universe and everything after they have dragged you to the best new restaurant in town, Texas Roadhouse, that just opened up and has a fucking one hour wait on a God Damn Tuesday at 6:30, but that’s okay because it the one time this year that their fat little wives let them out of the house, since it’s for work, on their own so of course we can wait.

I didn’t say there was No quid pro quo. I said No. Quid pro quo!

Will that god damn dork and his wife in the 4th row stop fucking waving? Once or twice - sure. But for fucks sake.

Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn’t he?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

It’s real aardvark fur!

I don’t think I ever used but a day or two of sick leave until I had kids. Just wait until one kid gets it, gives it to the next kid, who gives it to mom and then after a month of everyone else being sick and you being hyper vigilant about keeping well - you end up with some sort of super mutant virus that you can’t shake for three weeks and end up having to get a prescription inhaler, cough syrup, a 10 day round of antibiotics and a 5 day supply of prednisone.

Why don’t you just tell us if the third season of Westworld is worth the time?

Smart thermostats won’t make a dent when you are trying to cool a 5000 sq ft house to 72F (fucking cold in the summer) when it’s 102F and 60% humidity. Also, it is much harder to run an plant at full load when combustion air and cooling water temps are up. Efficiency losses everywhere. Add in a sudden loss of wind compared to forecast, and shit gets tight.

ERCOT is at $9001 . Nope, jinxed it down to $7500.

The trailer makes this look like a knock off Hallmark channel movie narrated by a dog. The only thing that interests me about this film is how many times the focus groups used “vomit inducing” when providing feedback for the trailer.