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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. First kid starting at AISD next week. I got a text for AISD alerts - is this shit real or some phishing scam? Kid is going into the Mandarin Immersion program. I looked at some workbooks/flash cards and it completely sunk in that I will be useless in trying to help him with any of the Mandarin stuff at all. The symbols all look the same to me. Hope that kid is smart.
  2. Is the bear shitting on the tree or jump kicking some bark off? Demebele had a nice one this weekend in the SuperCopa. Hopefully he gets much more playing time this year now that he is 100%.
  3. I started to watch some shows on Hulu and this keeps coming on. I don't know how their marketing department, which I assume consisted of a single intern, didn't get immediately fucking canned.
  4. It’s a fact.
  5. Jagielka was between the attacker and the goal. That’s the kind of bullshit explanation I would expect from Dr “Joe” Machnik. It was rash and his studs were up. When you do that, you put yourself at the mercy of the ref.
  6. He showed his studs and all, but that was pretty harsh. Definitely the biggest bullshit red card I have seen this EPL season.
  7. Do you happen to suffer from insomnia?
  8. Did Kasper almost get an Anti-Fergie time goal?
  9. Yeah. He moved his arm toward the ball to control it. Something you would expect to see near midfield or attacking - not right in front of the ref in your own box.
  10. Something just doesn't look right visually. Man U normally have white shorts with their home uniforms - right? Also, did the equipment manager find some shorts for Sanchez that have longer than a 1/4" inseam?
  11. I like Pogba, but I really hate the 45 second-10 foot jog penalty takes.
  12. Whose voice has deteriorated more over the past 20 years from constant yelling? Alex Jones or Chris Berman
  13. There are two on the east side of Mesa on Far West and several more throughout the area. They tend to be in the older peoples houses.
  14. We don't need Mexico to pay for a damn thing. It's all about merchandising. That's where the real money is made. Space Force - the T Shirt, Space Force - the Coloring Book, Space Force - the Lunch Box, Space Force - the Breakfast Cereal, Space Force - the Flame Thrower The joke is on you. The bumper stickers are already made for 2020 - Skroob/Dark Helmet.
  15. You haven't taken into account the experimental antibiotics your doctor will prescribe in a week.
  16. Wait, are we sure this isn't Barron showing us all the latest and greatest cyber?
  17. Goya Mojo Criollo Easy weeknight staple
  18. Well, shit. With Prince dead, we don't even get a new soundtrack.
  19. He has had one or two howlers last year (one against Juve in the quarters second leg, the other I can't remember), but otherwise I have no idea. He can be an exceptional keeper, doesn't seem a malcontent and doesn't cost them the apparent going rate of top keepers. Real doesn't need someone exceptional with the ball at their feet like Barca or Man City and it isn't like their keepers are called upon all that often. Maybe he still has too strong of a Tico accent. I really think Perez just likes showing off the shiniest new toy sometimes and DeGea/Allison/Tbo were the past couple of transfer windows's sexy GK pickup. If I were Chelsea, I would have tried to swap Tbo for Navas/Kovacic + money.
  20. Damn. I realize they need to replace Tbo, but that's not their only need. For once in a long time, I am almost starting to feel like Barca has their shit together in the transfer market - coherent strategy/vision and contingency plans - rather than some reactionary bull shit to whatever Perez is doing with Real. Although, I think the 50MM + Mina + Gomes for Pogba may have been more of a needle at Mou than ambitious fishing expedition. Maybe Valverde and Abidal know what they are doing and have been able to keep the board/Bartomeu from fucking shit up.
  21. Ask him and his teachers. The teachers will know if he has the maturity to go on and hopefully the kid will be excited. If he is immature (for a five yo) and doesn't do well with class structure, maybe hold him back. If not, send him. Whatever you decide, don't be ones that hold back their kids for some stupid fucking sports related reason.
  22. Missed all the excitement last week due to vacation, but we got the emails saying the kids daycare was on lock down. This kind of shit would never have happened if the city council had just said no to the PUD.
  23. I’m sorry your genetic line contains so many significant defects to create such a philistine palate. Although, it would go a long way to explain the cuisine of the Upper Midwest.
  24. I didn’t tell him. He isn’t really a picky eater on anything else. He came back home and called me on it. They absolutely do not taste the same. So he stopped taking them to day care. I’m sorry your kid can’t be around them, but don’t claim something that simply isn’t true because you don’t think it’s a big deal for other people to adapt to your child’s needs.
  25. Anybody that says sunbutter or almond butter tastes the same as peanut butter is either full of shit or has the fucking palette of a 75 year old smoker. I don’t think it tastes bad necessarily, but don’t try and pull that shit on a five year old expecting no questions. Also, as far as this fight between a fictional kid and one with a peanut allergy - wouldn’t the fictitious one just have to slather themselves in Jif and rope a dope for a minute or two?
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