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  1. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    I have now had to ask both of my sons to stop pissing in the front yard, only the back. One time at one of my wife's extended family's house in Houston, I was loading the car to come back home. As I am making trips to the car, I walk outside and see the oldest (5) pissing all over the front yard.
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    Look, I like Klopp and I really like the way Liverpool play now, but I really think their style of play fits perfectly into Real's strengths. It is pretty much the same way City run riot over everyone but Liverpool. I think Speedtrucker is right. Liverpool may go up at one point, but late in the game they will be trailing by 3.
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    For one - I hate the fans and the club, but actually kind of like watching them play. For the other - I hate the fans, the club and most of the players. Guess I will have to go for Liverpool, but I won't like it. I really think they are going to get fucking destroyed though.
  4. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Is there a term for useless idiot?
  5. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    I actually kind of like this one with Schatner's kitsch.
  6. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Everyone remembers pre-gay, but my favorite gag from the episode is still.
  7. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    A man got to have a code...I guess.
  8. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Yes. Your bill is on realized property tax savings.
  9. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Shit. Even 2-1 was going to be a victory for Atleti based on the first 10 minutes. The away goal is just too valuable to give away so cheaply. It's not even something you can pin on Wegner either, your captain has to have better situational awareness than that. Unless something happens soon, the follow up leg will be the most mind numbing football imaginable.
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    You knew it was coming. Poor Arsenal. Koscielny - Fucking form tackle Griezemann. You are already up a man.
  11. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Is that Alan Pardew consulting with Simeone?
  12. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    They actually have commercials pushing for you to "root for your roots" that is partnered in with 23 and me. I'm telling you - the Telemundo dancing girls is the way to go.
  13. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    They just said that he was used to taking them, but they didn't say anything about efficacy. Assuming it didn't ascend directly to heaven, that ball will land somewhere near wherever this one ended up.
  14. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    This is a trick question. The correct answer is the most expensive one provided there is a receipt. Unless you are using it to spy on your nanny, baby monitors are terrible and will only prevent you from getting good sleep. If your child is upset in the middle of the night and wants you to come, he/she will scream loud enough to make it happen.
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    I got you fam ...absolute horse shit. I will be watching Telemundo or streaming an international stream.
  16. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    How many other ways can Ribery miss?
  17. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    A counter to what? Rafinha played you in.
  18. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    God damn it Rafinha.
  19. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Just a bit outside.
  20. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Fucking Real. They sure can pull shit out of nowhere. To add to it, two more Bayern sitters missed to round off the half.
  21. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    That's twice Carvajal has come in on Rafinha like that. I don't know how that isn't a card.
  22. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Shit now Boateng is off too. Maybe Pep was right about the German physios.
  23. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Well that was a fucking bullet....... Navas may have helped as well.
  24. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    Well that doesn't look good for Robben.
  25. Kringelbert Fishtybuns
    5 yo is taking a bath, still lounging around after his brother has gotten out. I walk in while he is playing with himself. 5 yo - I'm trying to make my penis bigger so I can wash it. I am rolling it. Me - Ok. You shouldn't play with your penis in front of other people, like at school. When your penis gets bigger, it is called an erection. 5 yo - 'Rection. Oh Ok. And now I can put my penis back in its home. See. (Pulls foreskin over the head) Me - Jesus Christ. Ok, I'll come back get you in a bit. (Go get a drink)

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