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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. Everyone remembers pre-gay, but my favorite gag from the episode is still.
  2. A man got to have a code...I guess.
  3. Yes. Your bill is on realized property tax savings.
  4. Shit. Even 2-1 was going to be a victory for Atleti based on the first 10 minutes. The away goal is just too valuable to give away so cheaply. It's not even something you can pin on Wegner either, your captain has to have better situational awareness than that. Unless something happens soon, the follow up leg will be the most mind numbing football imaginable.
  5. You knew it was coming. Poor Arsenal. Koscielny - Fucking form tackle Griezemann. You are already up a man.
  6. Is that Alan Pardew consulting with Simeone?
  7. They actually have commercials pushing for you to "root for your roots" that is partnered in with 23 and me. I'm telling you - the Telemundo dancing girls is the way to go.
  8. They just said that he was used to taking them, but they didn't say anything about efficacy. Assuming it didn't ascend directly to heaven, that ball will land somewhere near wherever this one ended up.
  9. This is a trick question. The correct answer is the most expensive one provided there is a receipt. Unless you are using it to spy on your nanny, baby monitors are terrible and will only prevent you from getting good sleep. If your child is upset in the middle of the night and wants you to come, he/she will scream loud enough to make it happen.
  10. I got you fam ...absolute horse shit. I will be watching Telemundo or streaming an international stream.
  11. How many other ways can Ribery miss?
  12. A counter to what? Rafinha played you in.
  13. God damn it Rafinha.
  14. Just a bit outside.
  15. Fucking Real. They sure can pull shit out of nowhere. To add to it, two more Bayern sitters missed to round off the half.
  16. That's twice Carvajal has come in on Rafinha like that. I don't know how that isn't a card.
  17. Shit now Boateng is off too. Maybe Pep was right about the German physios.
  18. Well that was a fucking bullet....... Navas may have helped as well.
  19. Well that doesn't look good for Robben.
  20. 5 yo is taking a bath, still lounging around after his brother has gotten out. I walk in while he is playing with himself. 5 yo - I'm trying to make my penis bigger so I can wash it. I am rolling it. Me - Ok. You shouldn't play with your penis in front of other people, like at school. When your penis gets bigger, it is called an erection. 5 yo - 'Rection. Oh Ok. And now I can put my penis back in its home. See. (Pulls foreskin over the head) Me - Jesus Christ. Ok, I'll come back get you in a bit. (Go get a drink)
  21. That is plenty secure I would think with 8 pts and only four left for Chelsea (one against Liverpool). At 5-0, taking Salah off is fine if you can close up shop. It just seemed odd to bring on Ings for more of a straight swap instead of a back securing sub. I blame that more on the fact that Windjalum had to come on for Ox so early on though.
  22. Damn, I thought that was the third. Is there a standard heart prescription the National Health Service gives to Liverpool and Spurs fans over a certain age?
  23. Don't call it a comeback?
  24. I would think you want Bayern based on Klopps familiarity with their squad and Heynckes (sp?). Plus Real always seem to pull something out of their ass in Europe.
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