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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. To be fair, Coutinho has already won more silverware in 4 months with Barca than he did in 4 1/2 years at Anfield. Jesus, did Firmino even have to leave the ground on that one?
  2. I don't think I have ever watched a player that has gone from being as choke prone to clutch as Salah. His last year or so has been absolutely amazing. Hats off to him and Klopp for figuring that out.
  3. After that miss, I hope for Lovren's sake he doesn't give up something stupid at the back. That was a dream chance for a defender.
  4. Nevermind. Liverpool has finally picked up the pace. Roma will need everything to keep this to 1-0 at the half.
  5. The rain is negating Liverpool's pace so far. I'm not sure they have the type of squad to patiently break down Roma assuming they aren't overly ambitious. Damn, didn't realize how bad that was from Karius. Roma may want to shoot as soon as they get in the attacking half.
  6. He scored in a simple way, cool as a cucumber - just a touch around the keeper and a pass to an empty net. I know he can’t do 90 any more, but I am going to miss that bald fucker. The trio of Xavi, Messi and Iniesta in their prime could have kept the ball in a 4’x4’ rondo against 4 defenders for 90 minutes.
  7. I realize most on here don’t follow La Liga and 95% don’t care for Barca, but a true phenom of the game will probably be playing in his last Final (barring a WC run from Spain) today in the Copa del Rey. He has 8 (soon to be 9) league championships, 5 (maybe 6) League Cups, 4 Champions Leagues, 2 Euros, and 1 WC (with the winning goal in the final). He is short. He has never been fast. But his touch is first class, his vision unmatched, and he rarely if ever got flustered. He could dictate the flow to a game like a conductor to an orchestra. I know everyone, rightfully, focuses on how lucky we are to watch Messi and Ronaldo, but all football fans should do themselves a favor and catch El Ilusionista one last time over the next couple of weeks.
  8. Potty training for the youngest began this morning. Our house will hopefully soon be diaper free for the first time since early 2013. Praise Xenu
  9. Cardiff isn't Millwall level yet, but they are in a good position for promotion.
  10. How do they end up with an all white uber racist engineering fraternity? That seems like a really niche group that would probably have problems staying in academic good standing.
  11. If you are on the ferry across the Gulf of Nicoya at Punta Arenas, do not order a mojito at the bar. They mix sprite, rum and creme de menthe.
  12. This may have to do more with how old and fat the average parent is getting. This leads to more cautious OBs and more tests that freak the expecting parents out. I could also be talking out of my ass. I think we started late and half the parents at the day care look a decade older.
  13. It is apparently from an OpEd the guy wrote in 1995. Maine sure does have its fair share of fucking nuts.
  14. Bull shit. Tom Brady
  15. Getting into the mescaline before lunch is generally not advised.
  16. No shit. PHP is a brew pub that makes fantastic beers and has a top notch guest tap list. They also serve pizza. Nobody goes there for the pizza and stays for the beer. And the answer to the question forever will be Jeffrey's (both versions).
  17. My favorites were Fifteen Million Merits, Shut Up and Dance, and Hated in the Nation. The first two series and the special were all fantastic. I didn't really care for National Anthem at the beginning, but it seems pretty relevant. The third series was still really good, but Playtest and Men Against Fire just seemed a little meh. The fourth series I really only liked the USS Callister and Black Museum. Hang the DJ was ok too and at least it didn't leave you in a full downward spiral.
  18. Apparently the guy was Welsh. I am again reminded that I still don't understand a word of Welsh.
  19. Was that how she told you she got gonorrhea? Sorry, she was kind of gullible.
  20. TennesseeHorn?
  21. I grew up with both Southern Baptist and Catholic parents, but the Southern Baptists won out. The more descriptions I got of Southern Baptist heaven, the more I imagined it as a fucking Sunday Potluck that never fucking ended. Fat pompous mother fuckers, snouts whistling while shoving mounds of over greased food where the only seasoning is salt down their gullets, "fellow-shipping" by pontificating nonstop about the heathen world around them or nodding in ascension. This would be my idea of hell. I may have to start praying for eternal purgatory.
  22. He just found tjhookers latest post on the old site.
  23. Are the flowers blooming in Houston?
  24. I get the sentiment, but maybe don't call him while you are stuck in traffic. Call when you want to and have time to talk and not just to get that shit out of the way while you are doing something else?
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