Kringelbert Fishtybuns

Refs trying to make fetch happen.

Haha. I’m short, but having 3 soccer practices + a game every week probably had something to with it. I was 5’3” at the end of sophomore year, but started junior year 5’10”. Let’s just say I fell down a lot for no apparent reason during physical endeavors.

Understanding that I could not drink 1L of coke and eat half a Family sized bag of Doritos for a snack and follow that up with a pizza buffet dinner while maintaining a 28” waist took far too long for me to grasp.

I think some of the frustration (that turns into disdain/snark) comes from disingenuous statements like this ...began gaining weight whenever he ate more than eight hundred calories less than the average amount recommended for a man his size." Yes, people who have put on weight and list it will most likely have to maintain a lower caloric intake than someone who never put it on due to metabolic changes. But if you run an 800 calorie deficit for long enough, you will lose weight. If you don’t, you are lying about something. The solution is simple. The long term implementation program is really fucking hard. For a long time, I had no idea how much I was eating and was deluding myself. It was only after a month or two of logging calories that I saw how off I was. This worked for me because energy balances are part I do everyday. It clicked, but obviously wont for everyone else. It’s an every day slog with no quick fix. When you combine the lying (intentional or not) with the lack of acknowledgment for other’s hard work (“you must just have good genes”, “if I ate that, I would gain 20 lbs”, etc.), the frustration turns to anger. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I doubt you see many people showing the same disdain to people falling off the wagon or admitting they have a problem in the Alcoholics thread when they post. Coming in with a sense of humility and self acknowledgement garners compassion. But when an addict comes in saying they don’t have a problem, placing the blame in other directions, saying there is no solution, - the tough love will come out. Some of us have even had these discussions before with loved ones. Good luck to those making a genuine effort. And for those who aren’t, I hope the light clicks soon.

Well This has been an entertaining last couple of minutes or so.

This may be a long season without another CB.

That’ll do. Six would be better, but one would be rough after two home games. Is the Concacaf champions league on Apple TV?

Was late to the thread, but I would have played a back 3 with Ring as a deep DCM before thinking about Keller. Also, 6 mins seems like a lot.

Fuck yeah almost followed by a WTF? come on guys. See this one out.

Damn That looked like it. Well Shit.

Keller has had about as shitty a game as you can have.

What the fucking hell?

Gallla-herrrr

I like teen Wolff. How is alex sitting and Pereira out there tho? I like Wolff too, but with Keller looking shaky I want someone to slow thing down going through the middle. Damn it Zardes

I think Owen may need to come off for Ring to solidify things in the middle. Also, give Zardes a couple more minutes for confidence/team building - but Urruti needs to come on at 60’.

That was not bad. Not bad at all.

It was just pretty much text book how not to defend a corner.

Groin pull?

No change in form from Cascante so far this campaign.

I’ll kind of miss having Healey bring a homer announcer, but the improvement in picture quality makes up for it. The new jerseys just look weird from the back.

Strawns for breakfast and or pie. Used to like the Blind Tiger as well for a beer or two once I came of age. Most of the other places we would hit up are long gone. Cypress Inn, George’s, Leon’s, Trejos, Bubba and Boudreaux’s, Mr Jim’s.

Do you guys not know Antoine Roccamora?

I bet the gentleman spending the evening with Gisele is in for a pretty fun night, relatively speaking of course.

The Bride Roy Batty

I mean - even if they offered him both Missouri and Kansas as some sort of compromise - that’s probably nothing compared to what MBS can pull together. I would have had some fun as that agent. JLo’s or Mariah’s agents would have had nothing on me. I’m thinking an Instagram post from on top of the Kaaba while holding a Hebdo cartoon.