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Izhmash

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  1. I miss singing “Poor Aggies”.
  2. Dude, you know the fucking rules!
  3. Anyone else a fan of the new Dr. Pepper commercial....specifically when the MILF states "next you will try other sodas". Hilarious, and I like to dream that she's a durdy girl that gets nasty. Fuck TCU.
  4. Who missed that TFL?
  5. For dick's sake, what in the dick is dicking up our dick kicking?
  6. Nice run there. GJ, Watson!
  7. 3rd Quarter gremlins are back??
  8. Cusswords, just let'em role. Motherfucker, shit, god-damn asshole. TEXAS!!!
  9. Sam - “let me see how long I can hold onto the ball and give the D an opportunity to snuff the RB”
  10. Ouch.
  11. Username checks out Find some usc tail to chase!
  12. (Please for the love of all things holy) Fight!!!
  13. Coaching. We should try it...
  14. Dick punch that guy.
  15. I've found that idiots are more aware of my presence when driving my truck (slight lift / oversized tires). Driving my wife's car is the opposite, almost as if it has a big fucking red target on it. At the end of the day, situational awareness wins. EDIT: Glad your daughter was not harmed.
  16. October is a great time to eliminate some swine. Addresses the itch to get in the woods, sit in the stand, watch / scout some deer....and spill some (pig) blood. Win-win-win!
  17. Can't believe I'm first to say this, but it's not even close. Tom Herman wins top honors. Reason: Personnel Selection, both on the field and in the booth. He has made a significant and immediate impact.
  18. Fruity fucking Tootie!!!
  19. CDC playing puppet master with his fist so far up TH's ass.
  20. Houston teams played like their hair was on fire. Why don't we see that style of play at Texas? A: Every team is different. I don't know why... I trust our staff. We have a pulse on the team.
  21. 24 hour rule to celebrate our wins...LMAO.
  22. QB just pushed down our guy....nice.
  23. Is Sam trying to tackle Ingram? Seems like he doesn't want to let go of the fucking ball or something, holding him back.
  24. Tulsa's D just stopped us at the goal line.
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