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Auto Driller

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  1. All I know is that whatever criteria we use to evaluate coaching candidates is wrong as fuck. I would honestly be happy to hire someone who won a bunch of championships in FCS or some shit. Anything different than what we have been doing.
  2. The problem with Herman was that his meathead QB run offense meant we were never going to recruit QBs that win at a high level. We got bailed out by Sam being a lifelong longhorn fan but it was pretty clear shit was headed downhill in his last season.
  3. The head coach is the problem. The fact that we hired a bunch of bad head coaches consecutively is our problem. Charlie - Dumbass Herman - Asshole Sark - Can’t handle the pressure Maybe we’ll get it right next time…
  4. This was the best defensive performance in the past 5 years and it was wasted by an absolutely incompetent showing on offense. Pretty unreal.
  5. Post game press conferences are just some weird ass ritual where coaches claim that clearly bad decisions were, in fact, good decisions that they would make again.
  6. Despite the absolute shit sandwich we put out there this game we were down 10-3 and had just forced a 3 and out and we’re set up to get the ball in good field position in the 3Q. Despite somehow not getting called for roughing the punter in the 1Q and then miraculously getting called for “running into” instead of a personal foul in the 2Q we decided to go for the block AGAIN. Predictably this led to the back breaking TD. We have some stupid motherfuckers making decisions for this football team.
  7. Ewers cannot throw a deep ball to save his life. Even in our “good” games I can’t remember him completing a single deep throw. Yet we try it 15+ times per game. Someone wake the fuck up.
  8. Oklahoma State put the blueprint out there. Sell out to stop the run - literally 8 or 9 guys in the box sprinting towards every gap at the snap. Dare Ewers to beat you.
  9. Going for a punt block when we didn’t need to lost us that game.
  10. This offense is a fucking joke. Shockingly our defense came out and dominated for most of the game. We couldn’t even manage 3 YPC. Two possessions inside the 5 yard line resulting in 3 points. What the fucking fuck.
  11. RB coming out of the backfield was wide open for a TD. Ewers predetermines where he is going to throw the ball before the snap.
  12. Going for the punt block after we got bailed out TWICE not giving up a first down due to penalty on the same play is criminally stupid.
  13. That was a fuck up by the safety. No way in hell he is responsible for the deep curl by the outside receiver.
  14. Didn’t learn our fucking lesson in the first half huh.
  15. The best defensive performance in probably a decade is being wasted.
  16. We’re not winning this game if we can’t run the ball on 1st down.
  17. Well at least we should hopefully have our first possession starting outside of our 15 to start the half.
  18. No more direct snaps to RB.
  19. Not a fan of that formation. Everyone on earth knew it was a direct snap to Bijan.
  20. If you report both sides of every story you are never wrong.
  21. Game hasn’t even started and our pets heads are falling off.
  22. Watching Malik Hornsby play QB makes me really appreciate Hudson Card.
  23. These assholes really need to practice speaking one at a time. Every time I tune in 3 or 4 of them are trying to speak at the same time while Desmond Howard is laughing.
  24. It almost seems like Elon is throwing a tantrum and trying to destroy twitter intentionally since he never wanted to close the deal in the first place.
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