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Obviously would have loved to see him pull out a W this week (or last week). But he has consecutive top 5 finishes, his driving has actually improved slightly, and his iron game is incredible right now. I haven’t checked the stats but he probably also gained strokes around the green and putting this week too. He just needs to stay the course and a victory will come soon enough.

Deshaun staying won’t turn it around. We saw what that looks like already - 4-12 with potential to be worse.

This is first time in a long time that Jordan is really showing the magic that led to the 11 victories. He was never the best at hitting fairways or playing the course the “right” way. He always relied on a couple miracle saves and long putts to pull out a win. It’s great to see him back to his old tricks.

He’s also hitting GIR at an incredible rate right now.

Are there no nepotism rules in the NFL? I have a hard time believing someone not related to the head coach would be able to get a job with his criminal record.

First two tee shots for Jordan waaay left into native area. Not looking great...

James Harden laid out the blueprint for Deshaun. If they refuse to go quietly, you just have to start publicly criticizing the team and/or ownership. Hopefully they’re not stupid enough to try to call his bluff here because it’s pretty obvious he’s made up his mind. And a large percentage of the fan base would likely support him, ironically.

Robinhood to allow “limited” trading of previously restricted stocks starting tomorrow. Buckle up, boys.

This. BUY CRYPTO.

You should be worried. This calls into question the actual value of any stock when your position can be blatantly manipulated / nullified in plain sight.

I know there are mixed opinions of Portnoy on this site but he is absolutely in the right here.

This is absolutely fucking unreal and criminal. If those responsible for this are not held accountable then we have truly lost any semblance of economic freedom.

Live look in on Jack and Cal plotting their next move.

What I want to know is WHO is being allowed to continue trading and WHY? (Realistically I already know but I want to hear the brokerages explain why certain customers should be allowed to participate in the market and others should not.) This is the most blatant example of fucking over the poor to save the rich I’ve ever seen. Lawsuits and jail time should result from it.

Sorry to distract from the Valley political trends and gun control talk, but... https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/01/26/politics/capitol-police-riot-no-confidence/index.html US Capitol Police officers are in preliminary discussions over holding a no-confidence vote targeting department leaders who were working on the day when Donald Trump supporters led an insurrection into the building, according to three people familiar with the discussions. The vote would target acting USCP Chief Yogananda Pittman, who was promoted into the agency's top job following the resignation of Steven Sund after the insurrection. At least four additional chiefs may be targeted as part of any no-confidence vote, the three sources said. News of the discussion comes as Pittman spoke to congressional members during a closed-door briefing Tuesday, where she said the "department failed to meet its own high standards" on January 6, adding that police "knew there was a strong potential for violence and that Congress was the target." One source told CNN that Pittman was the operational chief that day and "never took control of the radio or commanded officers what to do in any way shape or form." One Capitol police source said stewards from the USCP Labor Committee, the union representing rank-and-file officers, visited section roll calls to take the temperature of officers on the potential no-confidence vote. Another source within the department says a no-confidence vote was likely forthcoming for senior leadership. "The rank-and-file of this department has no faith in any of our chiefs, especially the ones in that were here on January 6th," the source told CNN. A Capitol Police spokeswoman did not immediately respond to a request from CNN for comment. Union President Gus Papathanasiou told CNN that no vote is underway. "Officers have been calling for a vote of no confidence since January 6th," Papathanasiou said. "At this time we have not initiated a vote of no confidence. Doesn't mean we can't think about it. There's a big difference." Officers have told CNN that they felt abandoned and betrayed by the department's leadership. Prior to her appointment, Pittman had served as head of intelligence operations since October 2019. In that role, Pittman was responsible for the safety and security of the US Capitol, congressional members, congressional staff and Capitol visitors, including detecting any threat and preventing it. On the day of the insurrection, she was second in command of the US Capitol Police force. In her prepared remarks Tuesday, Pittman outlined the department's failure to act on intelligence that pointed to a likelihood of violence. "We knew that militia groups and White supremacists organizations would be attending. We also knew that some of these participants were intending to bring firearms and other weapons to the event. We knew that there was a strong potential for violence and that Congress was the target," she said. The department responded to the threat by canceling days off for some officers and putting civil disturbance teams on standby. The SWAT team was available to wade into the crowd to make arrests, though officers told CNN that was not possible because of how badly officers were outnumbered that day. Officers also described to CNN a hasty attempt to get helmets into the hands of officers before the event, without clear instruction on when to use them and where to store them. Pittman said the department had adopted a new perimeter around the Capitol based on "instructions it received from the House and Senate sergeants-at-arms." But officers have told CNN, and videos indicate, that the bike-rack-type fencing used that day created a danger because it provide no security and can be easily weaponized by violent protesters. "The department prepared in order to meet these challenges, but we did not do enough," she said. Pittman also acknowledged that two pipe bombs and a van with explosives had forced police to divert officers just as the main body of protesters was arriving at the Capitol. Officers told CNN they believe the assault on the Capitol was timed to the bombs being found and was coordinated between insurrectionists on the east and west fronts of the building. The lack of any quick backup left officers stranded in thin lines attempting to keep a crowd of thousands from entering. Brilliant move to promote the officer in charge of operational decision making on the day of the riot.

Maybe I’m missing something, but why does the Chief of the Capitol Police have to ask for permission for how he should secure the Capitol building? Isn’t that literally their mission - to secure the Capitol and the surrounding areas? Why are there separate Sergeant at Arms positions for the House and Senate when they basically have the same mission? What the hell is the Architect of the Capitol and why does that person have any say in security matters?

The cops did not “let them in”. They fought like hell in most cases, one of them died, 20 were hospitalized. They were completely overwhelmed with numbers. It was probably 10,000 vs 500 or 600. It was a massive failure in planning and intelligence. The cops on the ground let the rioters walk through once they knew that the congresspeople were evacuated.

They’re arresting people as fast as they can. It’s gonna keep going on like this for a long time too. Pretty much every dumbass there had their cell phones on and will be identified by network activity. The ones getting arrested now are the particularly stupid ones who live streamed it and/or told other people about what they did. Also it doesn’t help that they don’t believe in masks and so are clearly visible on surveillance.

The problem is that you can basically manage an NFL franchise as poorly as possible and its value still goes up due to the league itself continuing to be massively popular.

DP

Every day it seems more and more like Colorado sent a domestic terrorist to Congress. There is no innocent explanation for the "Speaker has been removed" tweet.

A tent fire is an external security threat?

You know it’s bad when people decline the opportunity to interview for an NFL HC position.

The look of sadness and defeat on these clowns faces when they realize they didn’t ignite a revolution and instead will be spending a large portion of the rest of their life in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison is so delicious.

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