Mdhorn

They also had no timeouts, or few.

Do y'all realize that aggies best wins are transitive wins by other SEC teams against opponents? This weekend, they could've beaten both tOSU and Georgia. They won all the games they didn't play, and the one's they did they stunk. That's their culture. Think about it, you'll have to since that's where they win. All they got is Looch shoveling coal into the eternal hope flame year after year, selling subs with how close they were yet again.

love the Trainspotting reference.

We got Georgia next, and we've already seen how the slow start works against them. Let's not try to keep jamming a square peg into a triangular hole. Ride the hot hand. If it's Ewers, then roll. If it's Wisner, by god, don't abandon him in our time of need.

it don't make a shit--same results. They can point to a little or a lot, but they're all losses.

Won't be fine against Georgia, but Texas whooping up on the little sisters of the poor by any margin is fine. I don't care. They can say whatever, and we can point out Texas won with a bad Ewers. They can't say nothing--they lost to Case. They're wannabe's. They got nothing to show otherwise. Next year, clicking clack. Where has this played in succession? Yeah, for decades. They don't have a living relative that's seen a championship. Their culture is losing, their trophy room is full of echos and they haven't sniffed an SEC championship, and in a 12 man championship field, won't sniff that either with a shit schedule. Their culture is gnashing teeth and crying about about refs. I hope they paid Owens well, because he's going to leave their program now or in 3 years with whatever they gave him. But count that money and pray you don't sustain another injury along the way, while watching Wisner take all the accolades and beat your shit in.

They should've beaten Case too but they didn't, and there's nothing that shows they'd win in a rematch either. That's twice now Texas has won with little offense. Just imagine what it's going to be like when the Longhorn offense actually shows up.

Both wins--at aggy. Perfect book ends. Cowards thought that by scheduling at home they'd somehow have a better shot than where the series ended last time. Wrong!

Score looks closer than it ever was. It wasn't that close. Their best offense was their defense. In fact, it was their only offense.

fuck, after watching that, think how Conner Weigman must feel. Dude has to portal out and leave that pile of toxic garbage behind him.

Writes itself--sell it Looch. The hard work has been done for you above. You have my permission to use on a weekly basis--feel free to rewrite it multiple ways if it helps.

Like it's worth something. They'd be so lucky if someone was able to peal the stench off their field, but nope, they want to keep it. Congrats I guess.

Sad season that Texas was able to play for the SEC championship by beating a bunch of bums, and capping their season with the maroon nobodies in collie station. But we'll get to see if Texas is real in round II against Kirby and the Bulldogs.

They're going to beat Texas again if Georgia wins. Might not be on the field, but somewhere in the minds of the aggy faithful they're winning it all.

Don't discount that Aggy had a good season. We beat a bunch of imaginary top teams and have the opportunity to beat a few more imaginary teams during the bowl season, we'll mostly miss. This puts Aggy squarely in the middle of another imaginary championship run this next year. --Looch.