Mdhorn

Lightning fast offense.

Fumble off his knee. Edit: off his hand while switching.

Michigan choosing to burn clock.

It'll be replaced by other holding calls, lost in a sea of past holding calls.

Could be 20-3 as well. But 17-3 is pretty, pretty good.

Their offense is eating clock, and if Texas can build a lead, Meatchicken is in trouble.

Flood doing work. Them big bodies are pushing.

Texas just showed they can go to the TEs or now, just run at Michigan. Deep ball is about to be wide open.

Michigan can't stop Sark's offense.

Offensive line crushed on that last run.

PI

Don't care what the refs ruled, that's two td's on the first two Texas possessions.

Did not have Helm tearing it up on my bingo card.

Helm having himself a day!

Damn, Blue.

If would be nice if Maalik were throwing to wrs that could catch.

Worthy is their fun weapon--tendorize or lull them to sleep with Rice, Gray and Kelce, and then boom--send in a torpedo like Worthy to blow shit up.

Worthy showing out.

and sometimes they just take the attention and/or money. As they say, there's always an uncle.

Well, SCOTUS said he had immunity to shoot someone, as long sit was an official act. Turnip thinks everything he does is official and hasn't been told no, so, again, I'm left hoping McDonalds punches above its waist and gets lodged somewhere in his turkey neck. His staff is all staring at him thinking, I'm not going to go near him--he reeks. So, we get a lot of witnesses to his final moments but no heroes.

She can point to already being VP, so fuck all this. And it just as well could happen when Trump sells the government like pieces of his suit to bidders. In the meantime, she should publicly ask during media interviews don't you think it's weird that Trump's tax returns still haven't gone public after 8 years and what happened to the IRS on these matters, how is his rape appeal going, when does he expect his other cases to get settled and how many are they up to, when will he finally provide his evidence of election fraud, especially since this sets the foundation for further claims of election fraud--which is entirely unfounded, how do they get to determine that election fraud only happens in Democrat won counties, how does he determine which musical artists songs his campaign will steal next, with all the lawsuits team trump is now juggling, how does this not compromise any values they claim to represent, much less not make them targets for blackmail, where's Melania, really weird we never see her anymore--force him to defend her accusations at every public appearance. The media won't ask on their own, but if these become her messages, then they have to ask somebody and these accusations will make every station coast to coast. They can't say these concerns aren't valid. Repeat again and again so the public asks these questions in their regular conversations. If nothing else, they have say she makes up good points...

It's early, but Elko may be able to hoist the better titties than Holly Rowe game day trophy in the next few weeks. He's got his work cut out, but a few Saturday nights of post game drinking should put him in strong contention. We'll turn it over to Fowler to give us the full measurements.

Shine on you crazy maroon idiots.

Let's hear the spin. Aggy had to overcome their home field advantages against a tough ND team that will run the tables with strong qb runs? C'mon Looch. We need to hear how it's everybody else but aggy chugging. Your team is ass--own it!