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Mdhorn

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  1. gotta keep that field waxed and clean. It's maroon everywhere.
  2. Whoa, we got a maroon vagina down on the sidelines. Edit: is it our good buddy Lee?
  3. They aint stopped shit on the ground. Keep running.
  4. "Play that fucking" Mo'Bamba "white boy".
  5. That's not on Ewers--Sark makes the call on runs unless it's zone option. That's on Sark. Or I'm drunk, and I'm drunk, but it's on Sark either way.
  6. Fuck the crowd, it's piped in. Doesn't matter.
  7. Ok, the defense gets to take the field again and Ewers doesn't have to feel any pressure about the shutout. C'mon Ewers. And Sark, don't abandon the run.
  8. nothing, and I mean nothing drags the nuts across the face more than running all over a run team that values their d line.
  9. Wisner stands some maroon defensive bitches up.
  10. Reed got snapped on that run. Watch his body almost separate on that hit.
  11. it's there downfield, all over. The aggy secondary is shit. edit: straight dogshit.
  12. He's got some nasty that paired with Cruz may be beautiful.
  13. One of the good things (I'm hoping) about being up 17 at half, is that while aggy gets to wonder how they'll fix their O, Texas gets the opportunity to add more points. C'mon good Ewers, keep that sweet groove going. Make Lee and Turner lose their shit.
  14. Sark has shown he's pretty detailed oriented. The fucking defense rocks and he's an offensive minded coach. I think special teams will get fixed by next season. So far, he's been improving every season and what's glaringly obvious to fans, has to be a big, enflamed zit to Sark. He's going to clear that shit up by this year's prom.
  15. Ewers came to a fork in the road and had two directions he could've taken, and he chose to fuck Aggie's shit up.
  16. First sentence is noted, but Texas isn't a Scar offense. Let's just establish this right now. Also, that aggy defense is gassed.
  17. Lee knows he's getting beat and has to dare the refs to throw the flag, every play. So far, he's guessed correct.
  18. Lee is never not in PI mode. It'd be difficult not finding him holding.
  19. If you're a defensive tackle, you should be salivating at the thought of playing for Texas.
  20. Go deep Sark for the PI if nothing else. It's there and they're scared.
  21. especially when they stand straight up. That's gotta be in the playbook
  22. Lee wanting to hit folks after getting hurtled by Helm. Pantsed on national tv.
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