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Mdhorn

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  1. in prison. Go ahead, wrap your head around that.
  2. So is John Stewart.
  3. Why was he talking about Hungary and Victor Orban? He was probably mentally golfing and winning another trophy at his course.
  4. Bonespurs, duh.
  5. That's the GOP platform. I'm super surprised I did not hear MS13 even once.
  6. I wonder if they retained that trophy and just changed the name and slapped on a new plate, or let Jimbo walk off with it? So fucking funny. He did win the payout bowl though. Every month he gets to laugh his ass off after each deposit.
  7. Because you torpedoed the border bill. You are severely regarded.
  8. Surprising how many there are, but they will get lonelier and lonelier as that drain offloads.
  9. And from here on out, his crazy will be building. He's going to come up with these one liners he should have said which he'll unveil during his limited campaigning. She made him her bitch, and is going to own a huge part of his mind. He can get a whole lot worse, but he'll never be better.
  10. They could be worse--let him go. His crazy is showing.
  11. Trump either likes or is against operations. This is what I'm retaining about his policies.
  12. I'd start with the pipelines because that shit was funny. Something like, does anybody know what he said and what he means?
  13. The fact that he'd get rid of the ACA without a plan says everything. Just hammer that.
  14. He'd defunding his turkey neck.
  15. Folks, I may stroke out tonight--not kidding. Every time she rails a line off his fat ass, I do a shot. Shoutout to YGIFS on that other plane.
  16. I'm fine with it. Fact checkers gotta eat too.
  17. She's emasculating him now. Leave something for the next debate Kamala.
  18. And yet you left your presidency with a 9 trillion in debt. The billions made went into your pocket.
  19. I love Kamala smiling, she's almost laughing
  20. We talking about Victor Orban? Victor Orban?
  21. Kamala just winds him up and lets him spew.
  22. At least lube it before going in Kamala--Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Damn, his own show buzz word.
  23. You had no standing because you didn't provide proof--it aint hard.
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