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Trey3216

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  1. To me it look like a leprechaun to me.gif
  2. I stuck my whole head under it, and South Austin's mom drank like a champion afterward
  3. Someone was clearly imbibed
  4. One night, my wife (then girlfriend) heard me open the door and wander out into the yard at my duplex I was living in to find me pissing in the yard. I was quite imbibed, and she says something like "what the hell are you doing pissing outside?". Then, in my quick witted math brain, I started spewing out numbers... -"So...there are 350 million Americans...roughly half male." -Say there are 50mm men aged 18-50, and of that, 1/2 of them like to have a few beers on Friday and Saturday nights. -Now, the American male will take a piss 4-6 times per night while they're having a few beers, so let's say 4. -It's roughly 1.6 gallons per flush, but let's say 1 gallon to be conservative. -So, if our 25mm American males piss 4 times per night when they're drinking...at 1 gallon per flush...That's 100mm gallons of water every friday and saturday night of the year. -So...Multiply 200mm x 50, because even the most fervent consumer usually has 1 or 2 weekends off per year, and my plan will help America save 10bn gallons of water per year....and that's just on the weekends!!!!!! She wasn't amused, or impressed.
  5. I guess that's better than putting bombs in the mail and shooting up an open air mall and what have you.
  6. Is that like Mike Tyson Santa Claus?
  7. Until College Basketball season gets fully underway…
  8. Robbing former obscure Ranger, Mike Lamb.
  9. Maybe not a refund, but check your pecker now and her FB page in 8-9 months for different types of souvenirs.
  10. Come for the plastic cow, go home in a plastic bag.
  11. "and her roller derby program said "she was built like 'frigerator with a head her fans called her 'Tuffy', but all her buddies called her 'Spike'."
  12. Damn fun player as well. A lot of Kirby Puckett in ol' Marlon.
  13. 2 years in a row Baylor has opened up there. Last year was vs Gonzaga.
  14. Luis Alicea Domingo Cedeno
  15. Rod Barajas Royce Clayton
  16. Storm Shadow strike,he's down in the muck there's blood, so much blooooood Anya works the camera all day, workin for the men Who pay to watch her use her plug, ohhhh, which plug......
  17. So…..they’re aggy
  18. Tina?
  19. Already read up on our off-season thread. Still in celebration mode. Just warms the cockles to see you and yours so elephant walking angry
  20. I love how some of y’all were shit talking the parade in your little safe space of the Astros off-season thread because you’ll call down the thread police if someone reacts to it there. Next, you’ll be shit-talking the length of your offseason thread compared to the Rangers’. Sure fucking helps to get a full week’s head start.
  21. You think they bury him upside down ?
  22. My goal…spend another 1/2 billion or whole billion in contracts and plan the next parade in downtown FT Worth and the year after that in downtown Dallas. …and soak in the epsom salt tears of Houston fans like it’s the fucking Dead Sea, and look upon them like Conan.
  23. I’ve been at Disney World for a week. Drove, so 2 saturdays lost to the ether. My bad.
  24. “We want Houston!!!! Ohhhh, you just poked the bear!!!” Fuck off. I’m glad Abreu is the one who poked the bear.
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