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miguelito

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  1. Does it have to be your piss, or can it be anyone's? Is Russian piss better?
  2. Because Epstein.
  3. Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child DENVER—In an effort to make sure the young leukemia patient’s night at Coors Field was a special one, Colorado Rockies pitcher Kyle Freeland pledged Saturday to give up a home run for a sick child, ballpark sources confirmed. “Hey buddy, when I go out there tonight and serve up a meatball for the Diamondbacks to nuke into the bleachers, I just want you to know it’s all for you,” Burke said to the 7-year-old fan before the game, adding that he’d make sure the home run ball found its way back to the child so he could always remember how badly the Rockies lost. “This is your night tonight, and I’m gonna go out on that mound and put a nice, fat pitch right over home plate for someone to knock out of the park. That’s a promise. And the rest of the team knows you’re watching, too, so keep your eyes peeled for some dropped fly balls and half-assed base running from them to you.” After giving up the pledged home run at the top of the third inning, Burke reportedly led the entire stadium in a round of boos for the sick child. (from The Onion, obv.)
  4. I know a guy from McAllen, and he too likes Peter Piper. I don't get it, but to each his own.
  5. ^Is that a coincidence those were all strike 3 calls? Was it a choice of the video editors, or is there a psychological reason umps miss badly when they want to ring someone up?
  6. Those videos from inside the eye always creep me out for some reason.
  7. That's the ol' six to midnight pitch.
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    Nobody 2

    You really watched a "part 2" of a movie before watching part 1? In this case, I don't think you probably missed out on much, but what kind of psychopath does that? Anyway, the use of this song was so good:
  9. miguelito

    Nobody 2

    Just watched this. If you liked Nobody, you'll like this one. Lots of people die in really creative ways. Funny moments, good music, good bad guys, good times.
  10. Why did you watch it?
  11. Maybe, but they're not exactly drawing in the type of people who go to college anyway.
  12. Did the 2 guys in the back ever find the bathroom?
  13. Ok are we numbering them by fielding position or some other fucked up jt method? 2,6,8,4,3,9,5,1,7,dh.
  14. Lots of baseball left, but
  15. I don't know what's going on anymore. So here's my contribution.
  16. I remember at Philmont they had the "pilot to bombardier" toilets, where you're back to back with somebody.
  17. 100 000 000 000 000 000 1-0 Win over the Orioles. Good 7 innings from Kirby.
  18. I'll watch this while drinking 3 orange whips.
  19. I tried to walk into a Target, but I missed. - Mitch Hedberg.
  20. The locks are kind of a neat engineering feat. It's fun to sit and watch boats come through them. It's cool to see the salmon in the salmon ladder. If you lived there you should see them. If you're a tourist, the locks would be pretty low on the list unless you're into boating.
  21. Very cool. You probably didn't even hear much banjo music up there.
  22. Cal was due.
  23. At least be a gentleman and dislodge it first.
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