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miguelito

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Everything posted by miguelito

  1. How do you keep Bob Stoops out of your garden?
  2. I hate this thread, but I read it so I know what to expect from my parents.
  3. I think I'm learning sign language just watching that gif.
  4. For reference, here's my grandmother in front of the Brisket glacier in 1991. Settle down, Armybrat. I'm in the background somewhere touching the glacier.
  5. What's going on with Tim's right foot there, and how is it bad for Kamala?
  6. I once hit a pitching wedge 140 yards. I was about 30 yards off the green and I bladed it...
  7. Forget it, Jake. It's SoDo No Go.
  8. Sigh. Another quality start / no decision by the starter, blown save / loss by the bullpen.
  9. Yes, but they were only assistant pep talks, not head pep talks.
  10. Watching that would be like watching Mikey's voicemail scene from Swingers for 2 hours.
  11. For fact checking, just hook each candidate up to an electric shock collar and give them a jolt when they lie. Kind of like Venkman's experiment in Ghostbusters.
  12. No, I got the joke. I was adding to the thread. It wasn't much of a joke anyway.
  13. There is a parade tomorrow in Boerne. It was scheduled last week whether or not they won the whole thing. I don't have any problem with that. The kids did alright.
  14. Take that shit to the ideal gas law thread.
  15. NTTAWWT, but seat 10 might also come with a handjob.
  16. John Halama.
  17. My wife had to leave early this morning for a flight. She woke me up at 4am to say goodbye and tell me, "I'm leaving now. Dan Wilson's the new manager." "Of what?" "The Mariners." "They have a manager." "They fired Scott." "This is a weird conversation."
  18. That coastal cruise looks amazing. Sometimes I'll open google maps and just check out the views from some of those areas, and dream. When I was 13 or 14, I went to Scandinavia on a tour with my mom and grandparents. It was us, and a bunch of other people my grandparents' age. But we bussed though Denmark, Sweden, and Norway for a couple weeks, with all the hotels, meals, and excursions planned. I ate eel at one place. We took a fjord cruise, but I'm pretty sure it was on a ferry. It definitely wasn't one of those big ass boats. But our bus drove on at one end of the fjord, and we departed down the fjord a ways. The narrow, winding roads going up and down into the fjords were pretty scary, especially in a big bus. Anyway, that's all I got. Hope that helps, lol!
  19. For those that don't know, they had the Cover Burger, which Texas Monthly featured on the cover of their Best Burgers issue. And they used to have french fries with onion ring batter on them. So freaking good. During covid, they stopped making those, and it's been downhill ever since. I also heard that they will be back in the spring.
  20. Oh, he touched her somewhere. When you're a celebrity, etc.
  21. Boerne up 5-2 in the 5th.
  22. You could always turn slightly when you reach the creamy nougat center.
  23. I think she was running low on attention.
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