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miguelito

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  1. As long as you can swim faster than your daughter, you'd be fine.
  2. I hear that competition is pretty stiff.
  3. That kind of thinking could get you the 2025 Nobel Prize in Physics.
  4. Yeah what do career experts know anyway?
  5. I still have mint growing, so I made mojitos tonight. Mojitoes.
  6. Between communion and the offering.
  7. Just say you don't speak English and they'll let you go.
  8. "Everything I don't like is woke CR. This engine is woke CR."
  9. Take it to the deportation thread.
  10. True snowflakes won't be watching the Superbowl because they might see Taylor.
  11. But how is Greg Abbott supposed to make money off that idea?
  12. When will the guardrails kick in? We still have guardrails, right? Right?
  13. That poor patient.
  14. My key lime tree currently has like 3 limes on it. I did get about 30 off of it last summer. It's pretty much my retirement plan right now.
  15. Other than "the rich," who or what will benefit from tariff wars? Why impose the tariffs in the first place?
  16. True fact: you're more likely to be hit by a car walking in downtown USA than you are while on a plane.
  17. This sounds like Die Hard 2, but it's all different.
  18. So tonight's not the night?
  19. "So what are you in for?"
  20. Man, Biden should have thought of that.
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