miguelito

Right, but then by the 2nd quarter ....

I'm old, I admit it. But I don't like these apps and streaming TV. Like someone said, it's like cable, but with more steps. I like to flip back and forth between as many games as I can. That's not easy to with with the apps. Now if you'll excuse me, I see some clouds I need to yell at.

That kid's sign should have said, "I skipped math to watch history! 42/37." (Math joke, not a baseball commentary).

What hump?

Wait, then what was Shaggy Bevo?

Ask him about airplanes on treadmills.

Well, we'll always have .... what will we have? The first part of the season? JP and Julio missing a bunch of time? Randy (is he coming back next year)?

I thought they already did this.

Person. Woman. Cat. Dog. Pet.

Has she tried getting stuck in the dryer?

Here are some pictures from St. Louis. View from the press box. If you ever get a chance to take a stadium tour, do it. Off-days are best, because there aren't as many off-limit locations. We got to go in the dugout, too. View from the upper deck. Good day for baseball. Rando catcher warming up in the bullpen. We were part of a tour group, and the tour included brunch with "Mariners personnel." I figured it would be a batboy; my wife was hoping for Danny Wilson or Cal. Instead, this guy walked in and entertained us for an hour with some great stories. And he was kind enough to sign autographs for everyone and take as many pictures as people wanted. This couple happened to wear the right jerseys. At Sunday's game, we were in the 703 club, which is like a suite level, with all you can eat and drink inside a lounge area, and a few rows of seats outdoors under the upper decks. Between innings, Randy Arozarena would warm up, then look for M's fans to toss the ball to. My wife got his attention - she had an M's jersey on, and her glove - so he threw her a ball. It was off the mark just enough, and it fell to the lower seats. I could tell he wanted to make that throw, so next inning he found her at her perch, and threw a perfect strike, which she caught! It was an amazing throw, and a great catch. Here they are waving to each other - mutual respect - plus a random horns up.

Good luck, BV. We're all counting on you.

The orange smoke delayed the game (a few seconds) because the refs couldn't see the clocks at the end of the field. Oops.

No interesting games left. I might just give up and pass out.

Remind me to post picks from St Louis.

Thank you for your service.

Why didn't you murder him/her?

Why isn't the end zone burnt orange? What's with the gap?

I saw some Haitians at 1060 West Addison in Chicago.

Oh shit, we won!

Big Bertha lets anybody bang her.

Do I have psoriasis?

Who's drunker, me or these announcers? A: me.

I don't blame them.