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WhatTheBuck

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  1. Lulz. Yeah, I knew it was a mess but I had ribs on the smoker and beer to drink and didn’t want to take the time to edit it down. Just wanted to dash off some thoughts after a really close call. The cop must’ve been looking somewhere else, maybe at their phone.
  2. I feel bad for all the people who had the good sense to vote for Kamala but have to suffer through another Trump term. I feel their pain.
  3. Oh, man did I just get lucky. On my way home after a series of shopping frustrations and traffic hassles, I pulled into the left turn lane(s) to get past a long line of traffic, speeding toward the green arrows, only to see them turn yellow before I could make my turn. I can also get home by going straight through the light, which turned green after the left turn arrows went red. I normally wouldn’t do it but there were two beats and the person at the front of the line hadn’t moved. And I still has momentum. So I was that guy and blew on through the intersection merging back into the straight lane, bypassing all that traffic. After I was committed, I noticed that the first car at the light coming in the opposite direction was a cop. Either they didn’t notice me or they didn’t care. I expected to see them to turn on their lights and chase me but they didn’t. The car that should’ve been behind me was also egregiously invisible; fucking slacker. But that also meant that they were giving the cop plenty of space to turn around and give chase. Whew! Maybe it was good karma because earlier this morning i gave up first position in the right lane at the light and merged behind some cars in the straight only lane because someone behind me turned on their signal well before they got to the intersection. (Holy run-on sentence, Batman!) I normally won’t be first in the right lane if I’m going straight but it’s been one of those days and I was ready to assume that I was giving up pole position to someone else who wasn’t going to turn. But I’m a big believer in signaling your turn early and giving up the right lane to people wanting to turn. So I hope that driver (two drivers in consecutive cars, actually) noticed me stepping on the brakes and merging into the left lane behind traffic about 30 yds from the light so they could make their turn.
  4. Unless you’re comparing them to the gay Dems you know, I think it’s the gay part and not the ex-Republican part that makes them fun to hang out with socially. Not entirely, because there’s a lot of diversity in the gay community just as in any other, but in my experience gay folks are generally pretty fun to party with. But I can’t say I’ve ever hung out with a gay Republican, current or former (afaik).
  5. Blatten? More like Flatten, amiright?
  6. If you want to inform someone with accurate information, a Fox News producer is the last person you should employ.
  7. Yeah, nobody thought it was Trump who wrote that sympathetic fake tweet when the news of Joe’s cancer broke. Trump is scum.
  8. Not when you understand that Trump is never going to use the bribe plane as AF1.
  9. Pan-seared grouper with a lemon-butter-caper sauce.
  10. State rock song of Ohio.
  11. During my annual Memorial Day weekend rewatch of Band of Brothers, I was reminded of a good phrase to use when addressing fascists. ”You ignorant, servile scum!”
  12. C’mon man. Don’t you get it? He was just joking. Ha ha ha. We’re laughing.
  13. I got started early. Watched the first two episodes on Friday. Three and four on Saturday, five and six yesterday (dividing Bastogne over two days), and I’ll finish it off this afternoon/evening. How many times have I watched this? Has to be at least 20 times. It hasn’t lost anything. It’s still every bit as amazing and moving as ever. Also…new rule: Nobody gets to bitch about Jimmy Fallon without also bitching about Colin Hanks. (Yeah, I started a sneak peak of The Last Patrol yesterday.)
  14. I don’t think he was but it doesn’t matter. He wasn’t the front man they had.
  15. From the video, yes she is. It doesn’t provide evidence that she did anything wrong. But you wouldn’t know that because you’re a fucking moron whose mind was made up before ever watching the video. Because you’re in the cult.
  16. Until Trump came along and pushed Dubya back into second place.
  17. Five years too late for those of us who knew he was an incompetent moron back in 2000.
  18. What kinky shit did you do?
  19. I never think that.
  20. Habeus Corpus or conservatism. (Notice that wasn’t a question.)
  21. Any relation?
  22. You don't get something for nothing You don't get freedom for free You won't get wise With the sleep still in your eyes No matter what your dreams might be
  23. What’s Rebecca doing?
  24. He’s the father of it. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna175940
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