Everything posted by Vito Andolini
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Calicut needs to do one of those 90’s/early aughts body swap movie things with the tiny TE recruit. Any magic fountains they can piss in?
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2026 DL Vodney Cleveland
@closetojumping don’t want to ask you to re-tell it, but can you copy and paste your famous HS anecdote? Was it Casey Hampton?
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2026 DL Vodney Cleveland
Holy shit, this kid is a terror. He might suck after the first minute of his tape, but I didn’t need to see any more. Great get. http://www.hudl.com/v/2RRHYU
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Holy Toledo, it’s Cleveland!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Sodom and Gommorah U.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Taylor Searels Added her X
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Love seeing that X from pops. Good god, that was a helluva greeting, great logistical planning to have most (if not all):the staff there for JTIII’s arrival. The kid has to see himself as a priority.
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Jaws 50th
Just saw most of the movie about a week ago when it was airing on one of the cable channels, flipped over probably soon after the opening kill. I’m a fan of the film, but I always saw the movie a bit differently than most: I was a horny 7th or 8th grader around the time the book came out, and no authority figure in school knew it contained sex and naughty words and descriptions of how hot Ellen Brody was. I still remember her imagining “Matt Hooper, stiff as a flagpole by the side of the road.” So I was incredibly disappointed to learn the film’s Ellen Brody wasn’t going to be played by a hot actress, but by the meh wife of the studio head. WTF? And the movie cut out all the sex between Ellen and Hooper!?! A bummer when you’re 13.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
It’s late and I’m a bit slow witted (more than usual). What’s the context? And if you’re looking for an action shot from that mountain, you’ve got a long way to go to beat (hehe) the handjob administered by one sweet young lass to a grateful fellow several years ago that a game broadcast (maybe Texas at UTEP) lingered on for a really long time. I think the color commentator even circled it with the telestrator. Here it is:
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Tell Me About Baylor
statsman knows a lot about Waco.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This fucking guy…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Maybe. His dad is reportedly an MMA fighter.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You guys beat this rockymountain dude up Monday for another doom and gloom take. Either he’s trolling or he likes getting that bare ass spanked.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Watch his tape, he’s indeed skinny. 95% of the plays are from him playing DE/edge, so I’m not sure how they can extrapolate TE take, but whatever the case, I suspect he’s a long way from contributing.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
“Never say things once when you can say it twice.” - C.J. Vogel (the “C.J.” stands for “C.J.”)
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Appears to be a baller winning at life and in real estate. Played more than 30 years ago, not a giant contributor, but I’m sure he busted his ass. And he did have at least this sweet moment in the sun.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Liebrock is still living off Burnt Ends money.
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McConaughey donated five luxury buses….
You’re good Brat, Surly royalty as always (though I miss the upside down photos). AI is fucking with everyone.
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McConaughey donated five luxury buses….
I’ve noted before about the ridiculous reluctance of Surlyites to create new threads, in what, making sure we never turn into Liucci’s thread-a-minute factory? For easy examples, several subjects currently at the top of the Football board were created in 2018. But I’ll be damned if this phony bus bullshit doesn’t make the point.
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McConaughey donated five luxury buses….
Thanks for the head’s up to not open the link… now can someone please summarize what the hell the buses are for? Thanks.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Then I’ve heard West Lafayette, Indiana is helluva nice place to visit in the fall for opposing football teams…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I need to Google “aggie backup QB” because that’s who’ll be starting by season’s end, maybe even midseason. It’s a B/CS tradition like the dog, Dixie Chicken or nut grabbing.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yes, I’d be ecstatic to win Turntine’s recruitment.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’m certain every other rating service has long since moved Ojo ahead of Turntine, and are now even classifying JTIII as an inside OL instead of a tackle (and several rungs higher on the overall board), but Gerry was pounding on the table for Turntine two years ago, proclaiming “best player regardless of classification,” and is determined to stick to his guns. Maybe he’ll be proven right. But he’ll never be right using “peripheral” instead of “periphery.”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
How dare you consider a reasonable explanation! And he may also be rushing to TSA to make sure he makes his flight, and didn’t have time to chat with $9.95ers.