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Vito Andolini

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  1. He’d already left Kansas (after Week 3) in 2021, so he wasn’t on the team that beat us in November. But now I’m just fucking with your joke, and for that, I’m sorry.
  2. Nice reference, and reminds me ‘ol Bill Shakespeare predicted some Surly threads/posters: Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
  3. I’m no Velton Gardner expert, but a few minutes of research seems to show he was a very productive but quite undersized QB at Skyline, was a fairly well regarded recruit under the “Athlete” category, picked Kansas where he actually worked his way to starting RB despite not great size. Leipold warmed up to Devin Neal (understandable) and Gardner saw the writing on the wall, left three games into the ‘21 season to preserve his redshirt, transferred to SMU where he wasn’t a star, but a contributor. Not a bruiser, so not a one-for-one Baxter swap size wise, but a guy with actual game experience in a power conference (more than anyone on our roster) and may be able to take a few carries and return some kicks. Good pick up at this point.
  4. There’s even a Mexican themed breastaurant, something like Loco Titties, where the servers are primarily Hispanic/Latina Ok, it’s “Ojos Locos,” I like Loco Titties better. Lotsa Texas locations. https://ojoslocos.com/locations
  5. Any gunfire? CTJ, regarding Hooters closures, it seems 17 in Texas have folded, but some still exist in the Houston area (I think that’s where you reside) and as the board has decided, it’s all “Greater Houston.” Even Pasadena still has some tits and wings for the boys to enjoy. https://gator995.com/is-hooters-closing-its-texas-locations-heres-what-we-know/
  6. I now have a better understanding why Hooters is going out of business.
  7. That putter has been up more asses than the Rose of Tralee
  8. I came here to write, “First, Raquel Welch, now her co-presenter at the Academy Awards.” RIP, Phil, you tried to keep that business classy. Couldn’t do it, but you tried. So you’re at the wake and whisper, “Psst, which one is Marlo?” ”That girl!”
  9. Not sure I liked Bell painfully walking like Fred Sanford in a “I’m comin’ to join ya, Elizabeth!” moment after landing funny following the TD throw celebration, but he has a couple years to work that out.
  10. This really just happened, no fucking lie… Wordle 1,155 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. HOH winner
  12. So, Nahlin’s “source” is a hundred years old.
  13. As expected, Tilmon to Utah.
  14. Sanders looks so much like a muffin Elko tried to eat him.
  15. You need to stick around. Others have tried to fill your vacuum and fail. You don’t need to be the Machinator of old, I imagine that was a full time job. Glad to see you post.
  16. Reminds me what I’d like to do to Valentina Gottardi
  17. She was the 21 year old Italian with brown hair and a perfect ass.
  18. Despite Gaskamp Award notions for Juan and despite all indications he’s a great guy, I find it hard to believe he’ll have a bigger impact than Niblack. Unless Niblack is considered more of an H-back.
  19. Is it wrong to say I really enjoy watching the Italian team more than the USA?
  20. It’s kinda hard to appear on the 2024 Doak Walker Award Watch List when it hasn’t been released yet.
  21. I got it, then RollLeft comes in and takes all the laughs… BornOrange is like George Costanza at the conference table in the T-bone nickname scene.
  22. You make a good point…
  23. Great catch, but with all respect to Iverson and “it’s practice,” get up and score (they had refs spotting the ball, so where you land/ended up with the ball seemed to matter). OK, I’ll go yell at some clouds now. Glad to see him doing well, that weirdly bad rap he received seems to have created a useful, spite-filled chip on his shoulder.
  24. What Gerry Says: This is where you insert what Gerry says about the player. 😄 Bobby’s Need-ometer (a 1-10 ranking of how important the player is to the Texas class). He can provide context on whether it’s a positional need or if that particular transfer is just that dude.
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