Vito Andolini
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Apple TV+
Fountain of Youth is just about the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever attempted to watch. I lasted 23 minutes, I have no idea how anyone stands Krasinski’s douche bag character for the full two-plus-hour runtime. What I saw was miscast, uninspired, ill-paced and boring. Portman must have really needed the money.
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2025 SEC Tournament
What kind of swings were those? Holy fuck
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2025 SEC Tournament
It’s why you put him on ignore
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2025 SEC Tournament
Maybe this guy’s arm will fall off at some point? May be our only hope.
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2025 DL Justus Terry
Terry has been an internet phenom since 8th grade
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"It's a dog-eat-dog-world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear" -- RIP, Norm
CLIFF: Oh, what's the matter there, big guy? NORM: That damn “Hungry Heifer” restaurant again. The place is the pits. CLIFF: Wait. You went back? I thought you hated it there. NORM: I got lured back by their “surf-and-turf” special. CLIFF: Oh, yeah. What's that, lobster and steak, huh? NORM: Tuna fish sandwich with beef gravy.
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"It's a dog-eat-dog-world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear" -- RIP, Norm
Great character, brilliant writing, sublime execution by Wendt. RIP, George, you made a lot of people laugh.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
I fucking knew the “we were treated unfairly, Liberty was too good” narrative was coming. Like clockwork. It’s the playoffs, expect everyone to have something, besides the fact you supposedly have the best team in America, and are playing at home.
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Texas @ OU Series Thread
Poor directing (camera switching) is my biggest technical beef. It may seem like bad camera work, but those guys are instructed to pan to their next shot immediately after they get their principal shot/the “play” concludes. It’s the director’s job to switch the cameras appropriately. And they do an especially shitty job of that on the SEC Network’s + channels. They are also really late switching from an iso of the pitcher or batter to the action of the play. Very amateurish, a byproduct of so many games being telecast, the available pool of professionals is diluted.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You’re not thinking of Darnell Washington from just three years ago? Bowers was the receiver, Washington was the guy with his own zip code.- Cam Rising? I think I went to school with him in the 80’s. Good luck in retirement
That’s a good question, so I went to Wikipedia. Nothing new on the resume, but it did have this bit of weirdness: Personal life Herman is a member of Mensa International. He and his wife, Michelle, have a daughter, Priya, and two sons, Maddock and Herman the Frog [2]- Cam Rising? I think I went to school with him in the 80’s. Good luck in retirement
I tried to find one of those six year old, multi page threads, but I think this guy actually enrolled here before the birth of Surly. Anyway, he’s finally medically retired, and probably qualify for SS. Always thought he was a gamer. Good luck, Cam. Rising was pushed into a table at the Gatorade station on the Baylor sideline in the first half of their September matchup. He didn’t return to the game. Rising returned in October and started a loss against Arizona State, but suffered a leg injury that ultimately sidelined him for the rest of the season. Rising’s college career was marred by injuries. He redshirted at Texas in 2018 and redshirted at Utah the following season. In 2020, he started against USC and then suffered a season-ending shoulder injury. In 2021, Rising became the Utes’ starting quarterback in the third game of the season. He threw for 20 TDs over 13 games with just five interceptions. The next year, Rising was the team’s undisputed starter and completed 65% of his passes for 3,034 yards and 26 TDs with just eight interceptions. However, he suffered a devastating knee injury in the Rose Bowl against Penn State.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
That’s a LaAllan Clark eval/relationship. Must not be such a “hard commit” to Alabama after all.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
With all due respect, Wolk literally credited Sarkisian as being a top “developer.”- White Lotus - HBO
Mook with no pants at Met Gala- Transfer QB Matthew Caldwell
I must be having one of those Mandela effect moments because I seem to recall adding a backup QB transfer several months ago (who had a lot of experience at lower levels) who was obviously coming in hopes to become the next Milwee. But I don’t see anyone like that on the roster. Found it, C.J. Rogers, from January. He was a preferred walk on, so if he did indeed transfer here, that may be why he doesn’t appear on the 2025 roster. https://www.si.com/college/texas/football/transfer-qb-cj-rogers-commits-to-texas-longhorns-for-2025-season-01jgs49d9hhn- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
I happen to know Walte464 is the ghost of Joe Jamail, so taunt at your own peril.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It was worse than that earlier, I think about eight topics in a row…- 2026 Long Snapper Trott O'Neal
I’ve had the trots before, but I never celebrated it.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
I seem to recall Michael Kern was our actual punter, not sure how much Ratliff even played.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
He’ll be back next year, but as a fan after completing his first spring at Texas. Don’t be kreul. - Florida @ Texas Series Thread
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