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Vito Andolini

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  1. We’d really rather not have to deal with you people. I’m just screwin’ with ya! Here you go.
  2. There’s a conversation in the Transfer thread about the merits of titty pics and whatnot in commits’ pages, so before it’s verboten, let me break out my vintage photo of Faye Dunaway from the 60’s with one of the great camel toes known to stretch pants. Oh yeah, yay Jay’Vion!
  3. What will you and @Laxtonto do from now on? Michelangelo had marble, Van Gogh had oil impasto. Titty pics are your medium.
  4. Oh shit, @immamac is gonna need to go break up a rumble at the OTF site, or at least Bobby Burton will need to write another sternly worded post: one old pulled out his Big Book of 1950’s Insults and called ‘25 recruit Jordon Davison a “pansy” for allegedly leaving Texas out of his Top 4 due to competition concerns. Now, the other posters are calling the pansy-pointer a meanie. https://ontexasfootball.com/forums/topic/1560-jordon-davison-top-4-revealed/#comment-20165
  5. Not the same without the GIF motion, but I’ll allow it. If that’s Mrs. Grimas, then congratulations Grimas. I’m assuming Grimas Jr. spent a lot of time on the teat (suckling pig?). And if it’s just some random internet ho with giant tits, I’d like to transfer something to her portal.
  6. Geez fuck, who’s got some Jay’ vion Cole news? Any other rumblings from the portal world?
  7. Choice obviously knows what he’s doing, but I was never a big Davison fan, and I think Simon has a lot of unnecessary stuff going on with his running style… Tashard either doesn’t see what I see, doesn’t care or thinks he can coach him up. I would be good with only Stewart in the class, but it seems they like two RB classes.
  8. Right now, we’re just waiting on Hayes Fawcett to decide just how far he wants to push the chroma on the edit. He’s currently torn between “way too much” and “are you fucking kidding me?”
  9. Will you adopt a star defensive tackle… and his wisecracking, undersized little brother?
  10. Has the book been closed on the known portal departures? Is Sydir still on the Texas roster? Thank you in advance.
  11. My man, I hope you didn’t miss this classic thread… https://ontexasfootball.com/forums/topic/1523-mr-williams/#comment-19277
  12. Yeah, his career was going ok until someone had the bright idea to have him host a segment in the outdoor studio at the NFL Network complex in Los Angeles. A Santa Ana wind came up and blew him to Santa Monica.
  13. Big hitter, the Lama Zelus. Comes in with his head a bit low on some of his big hits. I thought after decades of “keep your head up” to avoid injury being drilled into these kids that you wouldn’t see much of this, but Zelus don’t give a fuck. He’s a badass.
  14. Perhaps he’s just a clean freak. My garage has gotten a bit out of hand, anyone have his number?
  15. Nothing against the guy, but perhaps the least impactful portal loss possible. (Max isn’t going anywhere, so that one’s not “possible.”) Always seemed like an odd take, a throwback to the Ben Davis/Ray Thornton days where we took guys from successful programs and hoped they would become a contributor, even when the past didn’t suggest that would be the case. Those guys may have helped with the “culture” install, but it seems we now have that part down pretty well. Stating the obvious, our portal takes need to be immediate contributors to justify taking a spot from badass HS recruits who want to jump in the boat. Good luck, Kendrick.
  16. Yeah, history says otherwise
  17. This smacks of a kid reaching out to us, wanting to have a little chat. We’re the cool school again.
  18. Just announced, Jason Kelce has been added to the ESPN MNF Pregame Show. Yay.
  19. The Naked Gun predicted this ridiculousness some 35 years ago. Offers no value, just noise.
  20. Perhaps he’ll stay in Indiana and mosey on over to South Bend. Looks like the ND punter has yet to declare a destination. Not sure why a guy portals from Notre Dame, he’ll have plenty of exposure. Irish $9.95 board I just checked out claims he had some consistency issues (don’t many punters?), but was expected to be the guy.
  21. Some guy mentioned CTJ the other day when discussing portal numbers, and another replied, “Who’s CTJ?”
  22. You all sound like a bunch of poopy heads. I know in the past, Rick has bemoaned needing to walk that fine line between running a free-wheeling board and his increasing interaction with the powers that be (NIL has just increased that need). Bobby long ago made the choice to go clean, likely because he is part of the machine and deals with guys like CDC all the time. Imma wanted content creation. Bobby needed a web platform. Marriage made in G-Rated Heaven. I don’t really post over there, or quite frankly, open many of the threads since many are 80 year olds typing with one finger, finally venturing out into this new internet thing with the cheerleader posts (“We love you Jerry!”). Worse yet, there are several LTx wannabes who think their every thought is thread worthy (sometimes creating multiple threads for the same subject). I think some see the board as an opportunity to act like a moderator/expert.
  23. Ewers will obviously need to have an effective year, but he demonstrated during the Texas Pro Day the arm talent to be a high first rounder. That was a brilliant move by Sark to get him that experience. It also gave the scouts and coaches in attendance a preview.
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