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Vito Andolini

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  1. What if we just offer the job to Self’s toupee? It has to be an improvement.
  2. Lol, keep dreaming, pal.
  3. What?!? Then why the fuck are you posting here? And now you’ve Jinxed the thread…
  4. Thank you
  5. There are already too many threads discussing the same shit that’s been hashed over and over, please leave this one for… what is it? Coaching-/support staff matters. Some of us like to use the $9.95 board as a refuge. (Chainsaw’s comment slipped in above mine… I’m referencing the never ending QB conversation.)
  6. Are we sure that’s not just AI Sark?
  7. I saw several runs a lot longer than four and five yards. Good shiftiness, seems to be adept at catching the ball (though highlights can obviously be deceiving). I also saw a dude with plenty of edge/cockiness on display, so Coach Scott would probably be a good judge of how the kid fits in a locker room.
  8. And for some reason, his Wiki bio doesn’t include an All America and Doak Walker finalist. https://mutigers.com/sports/football/roster/cody-schrader/17008 I know Schrader had some small school skins on his wall when he transferred to Mizzou, I suspect no one expected him to become as productive as he was.
  9. Damn Could definitely use a pay boost.
  10. You have to use an iSurly phone, invented by Steve Hand Jobs. Every other word is autocorrected to “fuck.”
  11. @Getafix has a $9.95ers RB Coach update on the ‘26 thread. ok, he’s now in the right place 🤣
  12. Gotta love anyone from the Tom Herman coaching tree…
  13. Shit Wordle word today, alternative spellings suck.
  14. If I were an old, I’d wonder aloud if kame hameha was what Jackie Gleason used to stammer when trying to come up with a response to the latest bullshit he was caught trying to pull. But I’m not.
  15. Looking at my calendar, isn’t about time for the every few years Jerry Gray Dance?
  16. Really piss poor performance so far
  17. Will the sequel be Jurassic World: Afterbirth?
  18. Were the shrooms Spider2YBanana/FDS took this time from China? (I screwed up the initials for his new handle, he’ll always be Spider to me.)
  19. Martin is the dad, Bill G. is the dude (Martin’s brother) who was injured while celebrating. Gaston’s older brother Nico is already kicking in college. If he’s good enough, get him to transfer and have lil bro waiting in the wings.
  20. hornlife is gone? 😢 He was a big part of this board for about three hours. What the hell we ‘sposed to do now?
  21. Leadership (Eltife, Hartzell, CDC) had the balls/stupidity to go all in on a talented dude with a checkered past (albeit one who had rehabbed under Saban, learned the SEC way to do shit, and had a stable of good assistants willing to come with) and hit a bullseye. Throw in (n a big way) the NIL you spoke of, patience with PK, Cristobal leaving Oregon, culture buy-ins from holdovers, good portal evals and you have a complete reversal from the stale (Mack), bad (Charlie) and meh (Mensa) that had been holding us back. And we’re just getting started.
  22. The much beloved Chip Brown was talking about that possibility January 23rd. The guy seems to be a riser in the business, I suspect a good addition.
  23. In non-Texas coaching news (but it does involve our next opponent), Chip Kelly is leaving Ohio State to go work as Pete Carroll’s offensive coordinator with the Las Vegas Raiders. I think that obviously means Jeremiah Smith needs to transfer to us in the spring.
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