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Vito Andolini

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  1. While he’s in Wisconsin, perhaps he can help with the OL transfer
  2. Besides Cal, the Arizona State talk is also a beating, but then I see we are inviting it with the thread title…
  3. Darrell Green. All in.
  4. “Marge?” “Yes, Coach?” “Can you get that little fella from Wyoming on the phone?”
  5. Being the Sausage King of Chicago hasn’t been fulfilling?
  6. Not to piss in anyone’s cornflakes, but the kid did pick Auburn for his first go-round. Here’s to hoping he’s not one of those Brenan Thompson hayseeds that needs a fishin’ hole 50 yards from the stadium to have a comfort level.
  7. I’ve been waiting for this announcement since… Atticus wrote about getting the “Penn State” (sic) tight end in the other thread. Hook ‘em, Michael! Kick some ass and enjoy Texas! Way more fun than East Lansing and a lot less pervy gymnastic shit.
  8. Negged for talking about transfer portal recruiting and not Texas @ Ohio State from 8/30/2025
  9. Kinda like a YouTube comment thread in a livestream, which is their origin ooze.
  10. I can show them an 1,800+ page, almost 8 year old thread about aggy that laughs at those threads. No, it really does, it’s become sentient.
  11. Face it, you’d murder at least half of us for fun if you knew you could get away with it.
  12. Is he the new Taaffe? Or will Koi be a fish out of water in the SEC?
  13. Guillory is the kid who showed up to Junior Day (or a similar event) with a camera crew and entourage. He seems a bit much.
  14. If true, that’s great news. Decent player, kept us afloat in the receiver room for a couple weeks early but not an $800K player. Seems to be a questionable use of valuable resources.
  15. When did the prankster finally come out of the closet? The last NFL coach to try to wear a suit/jacket and tie was Mike Nolan with the 49ers way back in the mid aughts, as he wanted to honor his dad and guys like Landry. The league clothing contract was with Reebok at the time, and they finally agreed to let him wear a Reebok-created look for a couple games a year. Wikipedia even has a blurb about it in Nolan’s page: Suit issue[edit] Following his hiring by the 49ers, Nolan asked the NFL for permission to wear a suit and tie on the sidelines as a tribute to his father. The league initially denied Nolan's request because of the contract it had with Reebok for its coaches to wear team-logo attire, a ruling that was changed during Nolan's second season as coach. In the new NFL policy, coaches were allowed to wear a full suit for only two home games per season. The suits were designed, marketed and labeled under the Reebok corporation. Nolan debuted the suit in a game at home against the Seattle Seahawks on November 19, 2006. A day later, Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Jack Del Rio sported another Reebok suit on Monday Night Football. After further lobbying by Nolan, the NFL and Reebok reached an agreement to allow suits to be worn at all home games in the 2007 season.[7] After his firing from the 49ers, however, he has simply worn team-issued apparel in all subsequent coaching jobs.
  16. Is Cleveland keeping Schwartz as DC? Complete dickhead, but excellent defensive coach. Perhaps someone could pair Kliff and Jim on a staff, should Schwartz be able to resist kicking KK’s ass.
  17. The full season video above from Dan the Horn is a better representation of him actually fighting for extra yardage and showing more power than the Colorado tape. You don’t have to watch much to see it. He seemed to peace out on a few runs vs. CU, don’t know if he was dinged or just making business decisions, but the other clip may impress you more, and yes, I would agree better than Wisner.
  18. Raleek Brown is a tough little fucker, has some of that insane Skattebo energy. He’s pretty small, so it would be optimal to add a bigger dude (who’s worth a shit) as well but he’s definitely a plus add. Clark’s emergence in the bowl game was encouraging. I have no idea what’s up with Simon after he didn’t get any play in Orlando, and who knows if Terry stays at RB and how soon Cooper can contribute. Juluke has work to do.
  19. But Vance Joseph can’t go to Tennessee, he’s having the time of his life in Denver.
  20. Just watched the video of the one-eyed RB from Connecticut. If we sign him, does he get to bring the piano he seems to be carrying on his back when he runs?
  21. Ok, Italy it is. (But the Big Arch is sold there for real.)
  22. Mac Chiumento is what they call a Big Mac in Spain. Still not as good as the Big Arch in Italy.
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