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Vito Andolini

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  1. Yeah, there are a couple (maybe a few) obviously AI shots of what seems to be a younger Kate Beckinsale-type with even bigger tits, pointier nips and ridiculously cut abs. The real thing is good enough, though she’s sadly seemed to take a detour down Plastic Alley in the last couple years (see her Paramount Plus series).
  2. Last year’s Alamo Bowl. The guy ESPN had assigned to keep the team In the tunnel (it’s choreographed with a video) got a little handsy, and Sark told him to keep his fucking hands off him. You can do that job without being a fuckhead. Sark was right to berate him, though he caught some heat from people who thought he was a meanie.
  3. Yikes. Extremely douchey if written by Raiola. If a fan submission, still douchey that he reposted it.
  4. Am I the only one just getting mostly flashing orange boxes on getafix’ post? I’d like to see the ag tizzy.
  5. No, it means these fucksticks are forced to stay in Canada. It’s a good thing.
  6. I don’t recall seeing it here, so apologies if already posted, but Baylor may not be a possibility for Maalik anymore after Toledo QB DeQuan Finn committed to BU yesterday. I’d honestly never heard of Finn, but he appears on some “Top Transfer QB” lists (ahead of Murphy in one I just looked at) and has a run game element MM doesn’t have.
  7. As Gerry Hamilton points out frequently, winning recruiting battles for coveted players in traditional SEC strongholds is also a plus. And watching modern offenses, mismatches provided by tight ends may be more important than ever. Give me all the good ones.
  8. Who are your favorite Osmond siblings? Easy, Donny Emaree. Forgive me, I’m giddy over a day of the Texas staff shoving a big ‘ol boot up the rest of CFB’s ass. Hook ‘em!
  9. You’re the quickest fucking quoter in the world, I fucked up and typed “safety” and realized I screwed up and edited immediately. Star.
  10. $9.95ers keep saying Star/nickel. He and Jahdae are apparently tight, and Barron helped recruit his replacement
  11. I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic, so I’ll risk looking like an asshole and point out Mukuba committed to us about 20 minutes ago.
  12. C.J. Vogel seems to have a pretty good knowledge of Mukuba.
  13. We’ve given McKinley every chance, every reason to choose us, and it just doesn’t seem to be in the cards. I suspect it’s a cultural/Austin thing, some places just aren’t a fit. I know he’s considered a real talent, but his pursuit baffles me more than the Hampton recruitment.
  14. On the other hand: https://texassports.com/sports/football/roster/connor--stroh/12572
  15. Yet, you were still a porn star. Kudos.
  16. I don’t think I’ve seen Elko called “Jumbo” before, so even if not original, thanks.
  17. Perhaps McCord is a TV major. Or likes bright ass orange. LOL Is a two-time OSU Scholar-Athlete and an Academic all-Big Ten honoree who is majoring in communications
  18. Junior Bonner out her encouraging Senior Boners. Oh yeah, hook ‘em, Matthew!
  19. That dumb fucker couldn’t literally go ONE SENTENCE without a glaring typo. What an awful excuse for a broadcaster, his career a Forrest Gumpian, falling ass-backwards into opportunities miracle. And for @msucolt45, he’s been with Fox for years, not ESPN. He should never have worked for either.
  20. Hornius Emeritus has plenty of (literal streets and highways of ) Texas cred built up, so he can post whatever the hell he wants.
  21. Needs a nickname. The Sweep?
  22. Not hyperbole, one of the great catches you’ll ever see.
  23. Seems really bright and poised, sharp kid. As they were wrapping up the interview and after the 235 pound number was mentioned, Vogel said something like, “Lot of time in the weight room!” Without missing a beat, Trey comes back with, “Or the pantry.” Scouting note: processes information quickly…
  24. I hope his mom likes his new duds, because I think Austin is going to win out over Gainesville.
  25. We got medical professionals and lawyers beefin’. What is this, a deposition?
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