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Vito Andolini

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  1. I’m calling bullshit on the Wikipedia article. Student government had been abolished at Texas in 1978 (the “Arts and Sausages” anti-government movement), and the workaround to get some form of student involvement (and resume padding) was to have future law students (face it, that’s pretty much who they were) run for something called “Student Services Fees Committee,” with one of the spots the Grand Poobah, or something like that. That’s what Begala won, not Student Government President. I had multiple friends on the committee. I didn’t know Begala personally, but word was he was actually bright and capable.
  2. Mbatchou is definitely a project, which shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. It’s not a criticism, just a fact based on his lack of any experience. His Hudl shows a big kid who doesn’t really know where to go. A lump of clay to be molded, and should he pick us, we’ll see what kind of artist/sculptor Kenny Baker is.
  3. I may be imagining things, but I seem to recall reading Wednesday he’d be announcing early afternoon, but Junior Bonner reports in the 2026 thread it could come at 11am.
  4. Hicks is a 2026, but I have a sneaking suspicion part of his announcement could be the news he’s reclassifying to ‘25. His tape certainly shows a kid ready to make the next step.
  5. I haven’t seen a big hitter like that since I went golfing with the Dalai Lama.
  6. He changed his avatar from LaVar Ball to Anthony Edwards, but you can’t change the hot takes
  7. Five-star fumble.
  8. Vito Andolini replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    I’m on the T’Kor is a phony train. Sure, she may have legit lived in England at some point (no idea of the validity of this assertion, but whatever) but I’m 100% certain it’s an act. It’s not consistent at all, and she pumps it up when she knows she’s on camera (here’s a clue, T… you’re always on camera). But my least favorite player in the game is probably my least favorite of all time, on any show, and it’s Fat Cunt (trademark many posters upthread). Imagine how happy Fat Cunt’s husband is, as her behavior proves he was telling the truth all these years what a crazy bitch she was. For some game updates, here’s hidden spoilers:
  9. Always battered, pancaked a lot, slow as molasses.
  10. Must be this guy. https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4693740/kahleil-jackson Social media can fuck you real good, Kahleil. Needed to resist temptation despite his frustration.
  11. Don’t tell that to the pants pissers in the game thread. Based on first quarter posts, we are one of the worst teams in football
  12. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT TERRELL DAVIS? Fuck ESPN shit crew.
  13. Haha, dumbass butter fingers punter
  14. Our fan base is full of morons
  15. This must be the ESPN Z Team. Shit announcers, no coordination with the red hat on breaks.
  16. I’m curious what BO&W wrote in his original post to collect such neg rep… Anyway, the new guy may be less annoying than Cole, but be careful what you wish for. All the loud music, the smoke, the flashing LEDs, the drones, etc., the game day experience is moving decidedly away from the traditional, just-the-facts approach. If that’s what you long for, I suspect you’ll be disappointed.
  17. Manziel, for all his vices, may be the most boring guest picker in ESPN history.
  18. Aww shit, spidey plantain, this post made me realize you probably frequent other team boards, and that’s how those posters are introduced to Texas fans.
  19. Seeing the position flop from defense/offense conversation above, I’m reminded of Caleb Bluiett, the poor kid probably had no idea what position he was playing on any given day. He went from DE to TE multiple times, sometimes in the same season.
  20. Great prep for Choate, but the in-game adjustments didn’t happen, horrible finish.
  21. Just fucking inexcusable coaching by Nevada to not recognize #82 is eating their lunch in the 4th
  22. I thought you said he was playing QB for your Ponies
  23. Choate got these boys on defense ready to play. Keep with the QB runs and the occasional throw, keep it out of the backs’ hands (Red & Co. completely ineffective) perhaps they can pull this off.
  24. What a fucking bullshit PF call, wow.
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