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Vito Andolini

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  1. He doesn’t know shit about fuck? Floating casino? Is Simmons committing to University of the Ozarks?
  2. Some of the usual suspects, Wentworth, McCormack, Bon Jovi, upping his game with Downey and throwing in some Shields for good measure. I wonder what happened between HS and Christa Miller/Bill Lawrence? They used to all be besties, but I never once heard Howard mention Ted Lasso, even though it was a rare chance for him to be culturally significant and have BL a on to talk TL. Who’s the outlier in this photo? The one who didn’t really have their own career.
  3. Beth is so miserable, but she made the devil’s bargain to stick it out and use the money for the cats and dogs (and still get some residual fame, more than she ever would’ve as a catalog model or occasional Letterman skit girl). I can’t remember the issue about a month ago, but she was incredibly pissed at him… maybe it was checking up on her frequently to make sure she was wearing a mask while out? Even sycophant Robin was all, “Uh oh, read the room HS, she’s at a different level of disgust.” But even if she wanted to leave, she knows she can’t, without destroying all the sacrifices she’s already made being with him*. With the many instances Howard has mentioned prenups to people over the years, you know he has her in an ironclad one… she would probably get a fraction of what should be coming to her in a divorce. So, she grins and bears it, puts up with the isolation, early meals, early bedtimes, the Hallmark movies, the mind games, no friends, letting Howie climb on top of her a few times a month… and she copes by literally spending much of her day cleaning cat shit and piss out of boxes. She doesn’t even get Knicks games anymore. This celebrity party was probably a consolation gift to her to prove he’s not end of days Howard Hughes. *Same for everyone else, too. Robin and Gary know he’s the golden goose, so they either act as #1 Defender (Robin) or swallow their tongue (Booey). Fred usually takes his side, too. Everyone has seen what happens when you leave the team (Jackie, Artie, Scott the Engineer, Shuli), you don’t exist anymore. I’m shocked he actually mentioned Billy West the other day.
  4. I had to put my beloved dog down in the last week, so there’s at least one thing I’ve experienced recently that’s worse than catching up on this thread.
  5. OK, this is weirdly hypnotic. But WTF is up with these hats, Troubadours?
  6. Not denying his chops or place in Texas music history, but he had a shitty TV show. IT reported his visit was just OK, hindered by his late arrival due to a 7 on 7 tournament that weekend. So, “just OK,” along with Arky being all in on his recruitment, Texas perhaps prioritizing other guys and you have his apparent impending commitment to the Hogs. Here’s Nahlin’s take:
  7. It was an hour, and despite all those tits, still complete shit. Agony was being stuck at home as a small child on Saturday night with your alcoholic father and forced to watch a seemingly never-ending stream of Ernest Tubb, Porter Waggoner, Bill Anderson and fucking Hee-Haw. Yes, I have trauma 🤣. Fucking KTVT. “It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know where your children are?” Yeah, fucking ready to blow my brains out if I see Faron Young one more got damned time. What were we talking about?
  8. On3 needs to get its shit together regarding Wingo’s primary recruiter at Texas 🤣
  9. Maybe we’ll be able to stop bitching about the talent level/size at center for a while. Hook ‘em, Daniel!
  10. Some have been expecting the Faga flip for a while. Phenix City, Alabama was once so corrupt, they made a cheesy 50’s fictionalized docu/noir (I think I just made up a new genre) about it. I’m betting @cafe society saw it in film class.
  11. Damn, and the ONE day I neglect to read the Atlanta Journal Constitution…
  12. Gerry reporting KJ Lacey teammate, Bama commit and amazing badass WR Ryan Williams is communicating with the Texas staff. https://www.on3.com/teams/texas-longhorns/news/five-star-alabama-commit-talking-to-the-texas-longhorns/
  13. Holy shit, you’ve talked about Sydney driving a sports car that was too small for him. It was a little red Corvette, wasn’t it?
  14. Ok, thanks, didn’t know of a specific reference, but he’s also been known to shit on his own base.
  15. Thought @closetojumping might get a kick out of Nahlin’s need to shit on his own subscribers with this passive aggressive dig when he announced his Simmons bump in confidence.
  16. Are you sure he’s not ATH rather than WR? I suspect someone important only recently got a stopwatch on him and the (good) word got out and/or he’s participated in some camp setting and held his own with more heralded kids.
  17. There could be benefits to looking like TH I guess… she could get confused one dark, drunken night?
  18. You’ve seen his boots, and he chooses to style himself to look like fucking Tom Herman. He doesn’t always make good choices.
  19. I watched a poster named “Kenny Powders” get crowd sourced this morning, but not before he posted a pic of a woman? with inflatable tits and lips to match. So a Dr. Livingstone joke is kinda sophisticated in comparison.
  20. Just letting you know highbrow humor is appreciated here as well. Not as much as big tits and dick jokes, but appreciated nonetheless.
  21. Gerry just said something like, “This is what you’ve all been waiting for. Hi.” His code for something big has happened. Also reiterated Simmons will play in the SEC, and Miami isn’t in the SEC, so…
  22. Strong Stringer Bell “I want you to put the word out there…” vibes… (I needed to get my quote straight)
  23. Boom! Perhaps the first time I’ve ever used this starter word. Wordle 732 2/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. His Dad is a former All-Pro DB and longtime NFL executive (okay, it was with the Cardinals, now with Carolina), but Adrian Wilson knows football, and isn’t going to let his kid pick a program that isn’t trending upward in the minds of fellow knowledgeable football people. Just like Chet Brooks and Cooper Manning. Hook ‘em, Santana!
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