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Vito Andolini

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  1. Maybe he’ll talk about how people’s faces look when they are taking a shit again.
  2. You, sir, know how to find a silver lining. ”So, you’re looking to buy a used car? How about this beauty! Sure, it doesn’t have an engine, tires don’t have any lug nuts and the steering wheel seems to be missing, but wow, look at that paint job!”
  3. I’m pretty sure GILF is the more accurate acronym
  4. Everyone in the stadium can see it. The kid can’t play. Why he’s sucking, injury, mental, who knows
  5. And there are the boos in the stadium
  6. I just saw the score of the New Mexico game. Holy shit. Poor Foster seems to be horribly ill suited for this job, I can’t imagine he lasts the season.
  7. Is that one of those infamous non-contact knee injuries? I guess not
  8. Early in the video, as she’s yelling, “Back up, back up!” J.J. Twat ever briefly makes a pistol-like gesture with her hand, which is a bad idea in L.A. Later, I think she actually flings some of her blood at her chubby main antagonist, Rams #30 (Todd Burly?). And later, as her face looks worse than Henry Cooper’s ever did against Ali, her husband/significant other never shows one second of concern, which tells me this behavior is absolutely nothing new.
  9. I don’t think it’s a prank…could be Stern is gone, Andy Cohen has taken over Channel 100.. Andy 100. Ok, it was a prank! Howard with a feint. We’ll see what he has to say… (Variety ran with it).
  10. Vito Andolini replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    She shouldn’t have been playing the game in the first place.
  11. Absolutely no energy in the stadium, matching what the team is showing
  12. The posts are always random shit and never in what might be considered the appropriate thread. I suspect it’s some form of interloper/troll playing a malevolent long game, I just can’t figure out the objective yet.
  13. I just read this goofy shit in a game post mortem in the Austin American Statesman and felt compelled to comment on it here (I don’t see a way to comment on the AAS site). WTF? Has anyone who knows anything about football ever broken down a game like this? Just silliness.
  14. He’s keeping us in the game is what he does.
  15. Other than a Baxter run or two very early, the offense has done absolutely nothing
  16. Sorry for quoting myself, but as I suspected, Bill Norton has been added to the Rams practice squad. Good for him, he really did a great job for us and looks like he’s in great shape. The Rams know what they are doing. https://www.therams.com/news/rams-sign-15-players-to-initial-2025-practice-squad
  17. Norton posted a rather upbeat Instagram earlier this afternoon, so it wouldn’t surprise me if they’ve told him he’d be added to the practice squad once he cleared waivers.
  18. Our field got Stanco’d
  19. What is the spot? Could it be a safety? Nevermind, and it was #32, not 34 Blue.
  20. Thanks for confirming Js1’s point.
  21. Wait, I thought you were supposed to clean your gun while it’s loaded… at least that’s how my wife says I should do it.
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