Everything posted by Vito Andolini
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2024 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Who’s a JAG now?
Ever since I first saw his roster photo I thought he had that Ezekiel Elliott style face/body disconnect. Of course, Zeke went on to add a few (several) pounds to make it more of a match, but I agree with your Blue take. And put me in the “Blue will be the lead back before it’s said and done” camp. Just too explosive, sees the hole better, and we need to see CJ overcome his nagging injury issues. I think Blue is gonna crush it this year.
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2025 RB Rickey Stewart Jr.
I suspect he’s faster or as fast as anyone in the RB room not named Jaydon Blue. He doesn’t get caught. If anyone hasn’t watched his Hudl, please do. It’s one of the damndest things I’ve ever seen, he goes 5:40 without ever being tackled, and there were other TD runs that could have been edited at the top to make that an even longer stretch. Many of the runs are of the 70-80 yard variety, in a high level of competition. His ability plus his 100% desire to be a Longhorn (he wept when he got the offer, Texas is his dream school) makes this kid a take all the way (not saying utfan87 is against the take, just replying to the track times comment). http://www.hudl.com/v/2LMLCK
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2024 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Who’s a JAG now?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Those other guys may have been better, but Rink was cold. And slippery.
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Who is winning the great $9.95 Longhorn streaming wars?
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$9.95 worth every penny
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
So, Nigel, they really cranked it to 11…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Good god, man, you really are broken to have dredged that sojourn down agony lane from your active/subconscious at 4 in the morning. I hope healing is on the way.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
This thread now has a chance to take an ENORMOUS derail…
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2019 S Tyler Owens
Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane, gets his ass kicked by Cheetah (or a coconut) on any intelligence scale.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
He’s a different Carter.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Taylor Searles is prolly all, “On one hand, decorating all those rooms equals job security. On the other hand, god I fucking hated decorating all those rooms…”- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
You know what delivers, daily and on-time? This site and weird-ass tangents.- Its happening (stadium renovations)
Can’t seem to take a good shit? Bowels won’t empty completely due to all that DKR pressed duck? Then take ENTIREYL and get the relief you need!- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Want to get a job elsewhere? Just accept a defensive back analyst position at Texas. William, we hardly knew ya.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Not everyone stays a fuckhead their entire life? Seems he was born in Texas (as mentioned above) and never lost his love for the state. I remember he was buddies with Mack. This article from several years ago has more background, though it never mentions Oklahoma State. https://texassports.com/news/2009/7/11/071109aaa_243.aspx- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
See, now you’re making me revisit one of the great recruiting mysteries of all time, how anyone could think a QB for a Class A team could be anywhere near a 5 star… and lead said team to a 1-9 record. Complete incongruity. Yet there we were.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
On Coffee and Football, Burton promised he and Hamilton were going to post double digit stories today regarding recruiting, recapping the early period, transfers, etc. immamac posted links to OTF on all the forum pages.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Come to think of it, seeing her crack might have made all the incessant blabber worth it…- One Class Can Kill You - Reviewing the Texas 2019 Class
It’s easy to understand how Milwee (allegedly) looked at the team that first spring and said something to the effect, “None of these fucks would be on our second team at Bama.” Even if this is made up horse shit, I still can see it being true.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Sorry for off topic, but I somehow found myself spending most of my orientation trip with some chick from Liberty, she kept talking about how she was part of the “World Famous Liberty Belles.” I guess a HS version of the Rangerettes or some shit. I told her I had never heard of them. And to this day, I still haven’t heard of them since that weekend.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
We need a “Wow!” emoticon- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I’m pretty sure John Michael Jones was the ginger/blond on the sideline who got bitched out by Sark in one of his first games at Texas. Cameras caught it, don’t remember what may have set off Sark.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Interesting. So we’ve been playing chess, not checkers, and our queen with all the moves was a big Glasscock. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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