Vito Andolini
Burnt Ends
-
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Currently
Viewing Topic: Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop
Everything posted by Vito Andolini
-
2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Pos rep to bad_teammate for the gloriously awful photoshop, and Butch Had Not wins the interwebs today for the Cher + Sarkisian reference. Bravo.
-
Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
You rang? Here’s how fucked up it was back in the day, they would post a list of everyone’s SSN on a bulletin board and that’s how you found out your grade.
-
2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
It’s a math joke. I thought we could count on you.
-
2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
-
2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I thought it was just Royal wanted Mike Campbell but the administration said, “Naa, we’re hiring your slick former assistant who’s been chilling in Wyoming…” Who did we pursue and miss out on?
-
2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Maybe so, but he doesn’t even claim FSU as his alma mater
-
Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
This thread is now essentially the Ryan Williams Watch, and he doesn’t visit for a couple weeks. Until then, meet UT version of The Bobs from Office Space, Mike & Mike, the TEX Twins. And it started in 1988.
-
Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I’m old, and did not have TEX in the early 80’s, so it apparently started sometime after that. (Just fueling Texifornia’s predicted class add digression.) Wow. This isn’t complicated at all. https://registrar.utexas.edu/archived/schedules/spring2001/fr-TEX.html
-
2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Those aren’t coincidence.
-
2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
They’re a little busy sanding the names of fake Emmy recipients off trophies to get details correct. Priorities.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
He’ll be on national TV every week… with a 4-8 record.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
So, a twig?- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Steele retiring about 25 years too late for Baylor fans.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Bolden reminds me a lot of the TCU kid Turpin with the Cowboys. Could be a highly specialized guy, doing some Keilan things (Robinson’s value wasn’t at traditional RB) plus punt return, but not sure we would have room for another receiver if we land Liberty Biberty or another full-sized player 😛. Probably depends on DeCamilas/Banks persuasive skills.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Dayum, that’s a brutal takedown. Love not having it.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Bo Davis is the line cook, telling muthafuckers to jump in the walk in- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I heard he was with Colonel Mustard in the Library with a rope- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
The IT thread regarding Juan Davis now claims his name has been removed from the portal. @immamac to the courtesy phone… edited to add the tweet- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Seemed to be mostly Justin Wells wishcasting.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Owens limping after being pressured out of bounds.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
We’re all entitled to our opinions, but I consider Chris Jackson a big upgrade to Marion, who is always looking for his next job the day he gets hired at his new one. Also wanted to be an OC, not a WR coach.- 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Quora is ass, but this is spot on. Looks like ChatGPT and the Professor are familiar with Satya’s work on Surly.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Notice how McLaughlin is now referred to an “OL” in all the releases, and not a “C.” His days of rolling the ball back to the QB are probably over, I suspect “G” is in his future.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
IT’s Joe Cook on Charles Wright: “Wright was one of the indispensable play-signalers during the 2023 season…” II think we can find another guy to wear a fishnet tank top. Good luck, Charles. Grab some PT, you’ll always have your UT degree and all those connections. - 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Football ...
Basketball ...
Baseball ...
Other Sports ...
Futbol ...
🤫995🤫 ...
Gambling ...
Movies & TV ...
Music ...
Hobbies ...
Lulz ...
Food & Travel
...
Daily Texan ...
Business & Markets ...
Cloak Room ...
Help ...
For Sale ...
Board Discussion ...
Advertise...
Tailgate Donations
Back to top