Everything posted by Vito Andolini
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Who is Evans?
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2025 DT Brandon Brown
Been running errands so I hadn’t been able to watch his Hudl. Now I have. Sheeeeeeit. “Brandon Brown. He’s just stronger than you.” (Mr. Brown, the #20 won’t be available to you, a special guy wore that at Texas almost 50 years ago, but we’ll find you a new number you can retire.)
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2025 DT Brandon Brown
This kid doesn’t shit helmets?
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Guys, it’s Geoff Ketchum.
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2024 DB Kobe Black
I didn’t want Kobe to log on and see he only merited a thread with 9 responses 🤣
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
My eyes were getting a little Misty yesterday with all the good recruiting news…
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2024 Transfer S Andrew Mukuba
Yeah, there are a couple (maybe a few) obviously AI shots of what seems to be a younger Kate Beckinsale-type with even bigger tits, pointier nips and ridiculously cut abs. The real thing is good enough, though she’s sadly seemed to take a detour down Plastic Alley in the last couple years (see her Paramount Plus series).
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2024 S Xavier Filsaime
Last year’s Alamo Bowl. The guy ESPN had assigned to keep the team In the tunnel (it’s choreographed with a video) got a little handsy, and Sark told him to keep his fucking hands off him. You can do that job without being a fuckhead. Sark was right to berate him, though he caught some heat from people who thought he was a meanie.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Yikes. Extremely douchey if written by Raiola. If a fan submission, still douchey that he reposted it.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Am I the only one just getting mostly flashing orange boxes on getafix’ post? I’d like to see the ag tizzy.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I don’t recall seeing it here, so apologies if already posted, but Baylor may not be a possibility for Maalik anymore after Toledo QB DeQuan Finn committed to BU yesterday. I’d honestly never heard of Finn, but he appears on some “Top Transfer QB” lists (ahead of Murphy in one I just looked at) and has a run game element MM doesn’t have.
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2025 TE Emaree Winston
As Gerry Hamilton points out frequently, winning recruiting battles for coveted players in traditional SEC strongholds is also a plus. And watching modern offenses, mismatches provided by tight ends may be more important than ever. Give me all the good ones.
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2025 TE Emaree Winston
Who are your favorite Osmond siblings? Easy, Donny Emaree. Forgive me, I’m giddy over a day of the Texas staff shoving a big ‘ol boot up the rest of CFB’s ass. Hook ‘em!
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2024 Transfer S Andrew Mukuba
You’re the quickest fucking quoter in the world, I fucked up and typed “safety” and realized I screwed up and edited immediately. Star.
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2024 Transfer S Andrew Mukuba
$9.95ers keep saying Star/nickel. He and Jahdae are apparently tight, and Barron helped recruit his replacement
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic, so I’ll risk looking like an asshole and point out Mukuba committed to us about 20 minutes ago.
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2024 Transfer S Andrew Mukuba
C.J. Vogel seems to have a pretty good knowledge of Mukuba.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
We’ve given McKinley every chance, every reason to choose us, and it just doesn’t seem to be in the cards. I suspect it’s a cultural/Austin thing, some places just aren’t a fit. I know he’s considered a real talent, but his pursuit baffles me more than the Hampton recruitment.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I don’t think I’ve seen Elko called “Jumbo” before, so even if not original, thanks.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Perhaps McCord is a TV major. Or likes bright ass orange. LOL Is a two-time OSU Scholar-Athlete and an Academic all-Big Ten honoree who is majoring in communications
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2024 Transfer WR Matthew Golden
Junior Bonner out her encouraging Senior Boners. Oh yeah, hook ‘em, Matthew!