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Vito Andolini

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  1. Thanks for the link. 242 is just fine for a LB, and has been for a while. LT was about that weight in the 80’s, Ray Lewis 250ish, Vander Esch is 255. Jaylan Ford is in the neighborhood at 238. I will say the Stanford guy looks a touch slow, but usually seems to know where the ball is going. I suspect he would be a good special teams guy and great culture fit, especially as a mentor for Liona Lefau. (The word “fit” autocorrected to “fir,” which is pretty damn funny for a Stanford guy.)
  2. Gerry Hamilton has a Burrell update this morning, can someone please share the gist? Thank you.
  3. They really do look pissed. Brady Quinn is trying to suppress a wide ass grin 😀
  4. I don’t know the rules in Alabama, but I think you can only play four years of “high school” football in Texas, so I would think if this happened here, that would mean he burned one of the four. Some 40 years ago, Brownsboro had a kid (George Cumby) mature enough to play on the varsity as an 8th grader, so he couldn’t play senior year. He transferred to Gorman in Tyler, I guess hoping no one would notice. He wrecked shop, including a big win over Waco Reicher for district. Reicher called foul, Cumby was ruled ineligible and they actually replayed the game without him: Reicher destroyed Gorman in the rematch. Cumby went on to Oklahoma and the Packers (The Fridge ran over him in a Monday night game).
  5. Grad transfer? Holy shit, if you have half a brain, you can graduate aggy in two years?
  6. They apparently played a lot of one score games, so he’ll fit right in.
  7. 45-36 I think, ESPN fucked up the score earlier, giving us a Creighton FT
  8. Yes, this is the baffling thing, missing point blank shots yet somehow still ahead.
  9. That’s just the formality of freeing up #16 on the offense.
  10. I moved the “up” arrow on my remote to check the info in the finale and it said Ep 16. Let’s see, 16 episodes x two hours = 32 fucking hours of my life was lost to this season. It was by no means worth it. Stupid, non-interesting famewhores running around with a black box superimposed on their asses, chasing “clout,” pushed ahead by an oh so earnest ex-jock who’ll obviously say anything for a buck. You know the contestants suck when a third of the season is devoted to former cast members like the crying virgin and her forgettable husband and the recent shitty Bachelorettes. Wells’ retelling of the Sally saga may have been the redeeming quality, other than Ency’s psycho Andrew reaction at the dance and Victoria’s tits. Ok, Victoria is #1.
  11. Bama has one receiver entering the portal with one reception. Shit, Casey Cain is four times better.
  12. Damn, that shit was so stupidly brilliant. Hail the Zucker Bros and Abrahams.
  13. Yep, “Down Under” the shitters suck the sewage from the pipes, and then shoot it up your asshole. The bidets are even worse. Pinpoint accuracy.
  14. He’s probably a good kid and perhaps has become a friend to you and others, but Liebrock needs to hop in the DeLorean and get up to 88. Yes, injuries suck.
  15. The guy pictured in the tweet? That is indeed a QB, but it’s not a Kansas player, it’s AR-Kansas’ Malik Hornsby. And he’s horrible.
  16. Wait, what? Coach Holgo has potentially found himself in a breech of conduct? No way!
  17. Moron did exactly the same fucking thing
  18. How can you be a ball carrier for years (I presume) and not have the awareness to know where the ball needs to be in relation to the pylon? Edited to add how it’s done 😀
  19. Why run a QB option if the QB is unwilling to take on tacklers? Daniels pulled a Kyler.
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