Everything posted by Vito Andolini
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I think Weigman may turn out fine, perhaps good, but the take was that Quinn Ewers actually had to improve to get to a Weigman-like level, and that’s now where Quinn resides, and that’s just a fucking ridiculous concept.
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Oklahoma cop gets very upset about his small penis
I’ve read the article multiple times, even watched the TV report (which was worse… it claims the cop beat the clerk in the parking lot), and still don’t have a clear idea of what the hell happened. What the hell was up with the batteries? What was company policy? People in that business can’t write a fucking story anymore.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
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Texas Postseason Awards Thread
It wasn’t figuratively. I don’t remember the category Odunze won, but he was followed immediately by Johnson (something like “Player I like to watch”) followed by DeBoer as Coach of the Year over Sarkisian and Barry Odom.
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Texas Postseason Awards Thread
It’s a made for TV bullshit show, I know, but ESPN is airing the “Herbie Awards,” where Herbstreit is copying John Madden. They literally had a block of three awards go in a row to Washington’s Rome Odunze, Dillon Johnson and DeBoer. I hope that shit airs on a loop in the Texas locker room.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Damn, a GIF of W dodging the shoe at the news conference 20 years ago would have been a helluva response to some of this babble.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
That was the ‘22 Spring Game (regarding Neyor)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
This is the recruiting thread. Only talk about green beans and Crocs here (maybe some nice, not 100% asshole will help in the transfer thread).
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Yeah, damn thing almost got me. Wordle 902 6/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I think you have to stop drinking heavily to sober up. (Hell, I guess the entire state of Florida is bummed there’s days. FSU, no explanation needed. Florida sucks, Miami is decades into its underachieving phase [ok, maybe Schnellenberger/Jimmy/Erickson/Butch/Coker era was the anomaly], UCF shit it’s pants in the Big 12 and one school even has Tom Herman as its coach.)
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Good for him, good luck Casey. Thanks for your contributions when given the opportunity. A Sarkisian WR rotation is damned near impossible to crack, go get yours.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I thought Duke was a place for smart people.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Holy fuck, the Elko hire really cemented the ‘ol roster, didn’t it?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
The kid is an Utah LB commit, we need a new LB coach, and the Utah LB coach has been mentioned as a possibility. That possible connection has been mentioned by Nahlin, but he admits he has no info, just an observation.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
It’s “open concept.” Just needs to be a little more open…
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Yes, he’s a wonderful storyteller, lived overseas and speaks multiple languages, and is a darned good amateur magician!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
C’mon man.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Hmmm, kinda ironic, this kid is from White Castle, and Slo’Neal now works at one..
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
Just popping in to state what I’m sure hundreds of you already have, Jack Plummer is fucking awful.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
I think it gives the committee permission to fuck over Florida State if they win. Can’t keep the SEC champion out, can’t keep us out because we beat Alabama. The SEC margin (if it holds) eliminates much of the “Georgia deserves a spot, too!” chatter.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
All I know is I love her. Enhance! Enhance! Enhance!
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
Jenny Dell: “Will Reichard kicking with a heavy heart today, one man not in the stands is his first kicking coach, his father, who died seven years ago.”
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12-1 FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
Even a McRib!