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Vito Andolini

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  1. Yeah, TCU gals ain’t what they used to be
  2. Just underthrow everything and let Valai’s guys do the rest
  3. Way short. Shadow tells you as well
  4. Griffin wants Jay Valai to coach! LOL
  5. Lebby was looking up at the broadcast monitor, he could see Griffin telestrate the footwork
  6. I think Gabriel got into Venables speed stash
  7. I can’t imagine having a nice home in that neighborhood right next to Amon Carter, and that fucking TCU horn going off every once in a while. Most annoying thing on the planet (except for a few posters). Edited to share the misery
  8. After every play, Herman takes an aggressive swig from a Dasani bottle, slams it down, glares at the play-by-play guy and shouts, “Questions?”
  9. Fuck that roughing call and these piece of shit announcers
  10. Just turned on UTSA at Middle Tennessee State on CBS Sports Network, and I don’t know who the color commentator is, but he’s a complete homer for MTSU, as bad as Dave South. It’s weird.
  11. That’s Fencing Response. It’s not good.
  12. “Vito, you say you remember the legendary story of Royal’s visit with Earl Campbell, with Earl saying he couldn’t be bought (thereby implying Barry Switzer can go fuck himself)? Ok, Boomer.”
  13. I haven’t seen it, but it appears the NYT agrees with Woodcock and Imma Given all the indignities and horrors that Marilyn Monroe endured during her 36 years — her family tragedies, paternal absence, maternal abuse, time in an orphanage, time in foster homes, spells of poverty, unworthy film roles, insults about her intelligence, struggles with mental illness, problems with substance abuse, sexual assault, the slavering attention of insatiable fans — it is a relief that she didn’t have to suffer through the vulgarities of “Blonde,” the latest necrophiliac entertainment to exploit her.
  14. Barbara getting the Black celebrities mixed up with their similarly named white counterpoints was one of their best gags.
  15. Wordle 466 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Staubach has a pinky like that
  17. The Giants have done nothing. Dallas ain’t.world beaters either, but Daniel Jones is ass, especially against an inspired defense
  18. Now THAT is dumb fucking coaching by the Giants
  19. WTf, Giants returner? You don’t know the rules of football? If your ass hits the ground after the opposing player blew your shit up, the play is dead. Dumb fuck.
  20. Monte is a dumbass. I’m typing this and the matter has yet to be decided, but I predict Taylor wins in a blowout.
  21. Hold on to the fucking football, that’s a lesson to be learned.
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