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Vito Andolini

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  1. Calicut needs to do one of those 90’s/early aughts body swap movie things with the tiny TE recruit. Any magic fountains they can piss in?
  2. @closetojumping don’t want to ask you to re-tell it, but can you copy and paste your famous HS anecdote? Was it Casey Hampton?
  3. Holy shit, this kid is a terror. He might suck after the first minute of his tape, but I didn’t need to see any more. Great get. http://www.hudl.com/v/2RRHYU
  4. Love seeing that X from pops. Good god, that was a helluva greeting, great logistical planning to have most (if not all):the staff there for JTIII’s arrival. The kid has to see himself as a priority.
  5. Just saw most of the movie about a week ago when it was airing on one of the cable channels, flipped over probably soon after the opening kill. I’m a fan of the film, but I always saw the movie a bit differently than most: I was a horny 7th or 8th grader around the time the book came out, and no authority figure in school knew it contained sex and naughty words and descriptions of how hot Ellen Brody was. I still remember her imagining “Matt Hooper, stiff as a flagpole by the side of the road.” So I was incredibly disappointed to learn the film’s Ellen Brody wasn’t going to be played by a hot actress, but by the meh wife of the studio head. WTF? And the movie cut out all the sex between Ellen and Hooper!?! A bummer when you’re 13.
  6. It’s late and I’m a bit slow witted (more than usual). What’s the context? And if you’re looking for an action shot from that mountain, you’ve got a long way to go to beat (hehe) the handjob administered by one sweet young lass to a grateful fellow several years ago that a game broadcast (maybe Texas at UTEP) lingered on for a really long time. I think the color commentator even circled it with the telestrator. Here it is:
  7. statsman knows a lot about Waco.
  8. Maybe. His dad is reportedly an MMA fighter.
  9. You guys beat this rockymountain dude up Monday for another doom and gloom take. Either he’s trolling or he likes getting that bare ass spanked.
  10. Watch his tape, he’s indeed skinny. 95% of the plays are from him playing DE/edge, so I’m not sure how they can extrapolate TE take, but whatever the case, I suspect he’s a long way from contributing.
  11. “Never say things once when you can say it twice.” - C.J. Vogel (the “C.J.” stands for “C.J.”)
  12. Appears to be a baller winning at life and in real estate. Played more than 30 years ago, not a giant contributor, but I’m sure he busted his ass. And he did have at least this sweet moment in the sun.
  13. Liebrock is still living off Burnt Ends money.
  14. You’re good Brat, Surly royalty as always (though I miss the upside down photos). AI is fucking with everyone.
  15. I’ve noted before about the ridiculous reluctance of Surlyites to create new threads, in what, making sure we never turn into Liucci’s thread-a-minute factory? For easy examples, several subjects currently at the top of the Football board were created in 2018. But I’ll be damned if this phony bus bullshit doesn’t make the point.
  16. Thanks for the head’s up to not open the link… now can someone please summarize what the hell the buses are for? Thanks.
  17. Then I’ve heard West Lafayette, Indiana is helluva nice place to visit in the fall for opposing football teams…
  18. I need to Google “aggie backup QB” because that’s who’ll be starting by season’s end, maybe even midseason. It’s a B/CS tradition like the dog, Dixie Chicken or nut grabbing.
  19. Yes, I’d be ecstatic to win Turntine’s recruitment.
  20. I’m certain every other rating service has long since moved Ojo ahead of Turntine, and are now even classifying JTIII as an inside OL instead of a tackle (and several rungs higher on the overall board), but Gerry was pounding on the table for Turntine two years ago, proclaiming “best player regardless of classification,” and is determined to stick to his guns. Maybe he’ll be proven right. But he’ll never be right using “peripheral” instead of “periphery.”
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