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Richter

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  1. Man, I really hope Bru isn't a big Applebees guy...
  2. I really thought it was unnecessary for part 3 to be all one highly pornagraphic description of a gay orgy between Hernandez, Urban Meyer, Zac Smith and his spider thong cock ring, and Tim Tebow. But I guess if that’s how it all went down at UF, it does help shed light on his mental state. But really, they could have just mentioned the sex. I didn’t need the paragraphs of vivid and shuddering descriptions.
  3. Sort of Higdon-esque
  4. Now there's a girl who has really let herself go. Except for a perfectly bleached sphincter.
  5. Doesn't rule out Hamm. Actually, sounds about right.
  6. User name checks out
  7. No but your mom may be able to slim down enough to play OL, given a concentration camp diet and exercise routine and about $100G in lipo.
  8. Was it that PornTrans board that you frequent?
  9. They're strategically positioning themselves right now and one day they're going to broadcast a "cut the tall trees" message, similar to the Rwandan genocide.
  10. I’m not here to judge who has made sweet sweet love to the former Mrs Hamm and who hasn’t. But I will say, that in the event that intercourse occurred, her needs as a woman we’re likely taken into account. Again, I have no specific knowledge of said intercourse, I just know the quality of gentlemen who frequent Surly and selfish lovers we are not. Also, I think we all recognize that she has had some very bad experiences with “men” and l can’t blame her if she were to want something more. That being said, I agree with immamac’s rule because a gentleman never kisses and tells.
  11. Also, how do we even know Hamm is fertile? Have we even seen proof? I thought he was a eunuch?
  12. Agreed. Let's just talk about vague "carnal knowledge" from now on.
  13. I mean, that jar was challenge I just couldn’t turn down...
  14. Weird that The Other 98 is now doing recruiting stories on Texas prospects. If Hamm had written that story he definitely would have just made up that Higgins was secretly strongly considering Aggie.
  15. To revitalize rep after an unfortunate sojourn to the recruiting board.
  16. Oh, ok, I'm dumb... Thanks. I thought they were ranked by best freshman across the nation. Still, that guy sucks.
  17. Numbers didn't show up for me (Waddle at 1, Caden at 9)... But how is Brendan Radley-Hines on that list at #11? That guy may have potential (don't know, don't care) but he sucked bad vs. Texas and it wasn't just the size mismatch.
  18. Yeah, but he's still going to go "get a look at him".
  19. Yeah, but do you get to see cool animals in the background whilst discussing recruiting and then go have to find your kid? Didn't think so. You don't get that kind of stuff from a "text group".
  20. They get along because Hamm also calls himself the Ass Work Queen.
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