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Richter

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  1. Was it that PornTrans board that you frequent?
  2. They're strategically positioning themselves right now and one day they're going to broadcast a "cut the tall trees" message, similar to the Rwandan genocide.
  3. I’m not here to judge who has made sweet sweet love to the former Mrs Hamm and who hasn’t. But I will say, that in the event that intercourse occurred, her needs as a woman we’re likely taken into account. Again, I have no specific knowledge of said intercourse, I just know the quality of gentlemen who frequent Surly and selfish lovers we are not. Also, I think we all recognize that she has had some very bad experiences with “men” and l can’t blame her if she were to want something more. That being said, I agree with immamac’s rule because a gentleman never kisses and tells.
  4. Also, how do we even know Hamm is fertile? Have we even seen proof? I thought he was a eunuch?
  5. Agreed. Let's just talk about vague "carnal knowledge" from now on.
  6. I mean, that jar was challenge I just couldn’t turn down...
  7. Weird that The Other 98 is now doing recruiting stories on Texas prospects. If Hamm had written that story he definitely would have just made up that Higgins was secretly strongly considering Aggie.
  8. To revitalize rep after an unfortunate sojourn to the recruiting board.
  9. Richter replied to BigOrange1's topic in Football
    Oh, ok, I'm dumb... Thanks. I thought they were ranked by best freshman across the nation. Still, that guy sucks.
  10. Richter replied to BigOrange1's topic in Football
    Numbers didn't show up for me (Waddle at 1, Caden at 9)... But how is Brendan Radley-Hines on that list at #11? That guy may have potential (don't know, don't care) but he sucked bad vs. Texas and it wasn't just the size mismatch.
  11. Yeah, but he's still going to go "get a look at him".
  12. Yeah, but do you get to see cool animals in the background whilst discussing recruiting and then go have to find your kid? Didn't think so. You don't get that kind of stuff from a "text group".
  13. They get along because Hamm also calls himself the Ass Work Queen.
  14. And that’s why they call him Cat Food.
  15. He sold his teeth and gummies pay more at the truck stop.
  16. Male cheerleaders have to stick together.
  17. I feel like the term “king” is inadvertently masculine and reinforces the male-centric rape culture that is so prevalent. Additionally, labeling oneself as the “footwork king” is ableist and excludes the handicapped from NFL-caliber training, thus oppressing them. We should all strive to be inclusive and not oppressing our recruits based on perceived race, gender, or ability.
  18. Why you linking scat porn here man?
  19. I predict he fights a giraffe this time.
  20. Sounds like Mexico is the new Baylor.
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