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Richter

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Everything posted by Richter

  1. Thoughts and prayers for the deer... may he make a speedy recovery.
  2. Posters on this site:
  3. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/5385-surly-podcast-7-101118/
  4. I think the call from @immamac was the last straw and finally broke him.
  5. The Human Centipede 3 (or the whole trilogy)
  6. Her whole facebook page is in Spanish. She probably doesn't understand much of what your wife is saying and might need a friend to translate.
  7. Sounds like your wife had a lesbian affair go sideways. You’ve turned her to the other team.
  8. What’s worse is that I’ve seen that same upside down longhorn logo on people’s shoes and t-shirts... sometimes they don’t even use burnt orange. VERY bush league.
  9. Boyd was late to the meeting but made up for it by being early on the PBU attempt.
  10. The D line was way worse against Maryland.
  11. To be fair, it didn’t seem like Devante a Davis did anything in this game, good or bad.
  12. A lot of the coverage seems to be about the PJ Locke stadium tour
  13. That kid's personal role model is Demarco Boyd.
  14. If only there was some sort of feature that allowed you to go back and view an earlier part of a video...
  15. The Rattler was getting a blumpy.
  16. I guess you had to be there...
  17. We should recruit this Bolt kid. Sounds fast.
  18. @Katfid54 Machinator celebrates your entire posting catalog
  19. Not really a double team... Case just watched and quietly muttered creepy comments to himself and sipped a monster energy drink
  20. So basically we should go full Baylor (w Briles)?
  21. I guess.... but if they splurge for the onion blossom, I'm going to take this offline and get with CTJ about collecting evidence to make a report to the NCAA.
  22. Man, I really hope Bru isn't a big Applebees guy...
  23. Richter replied to 52-80's topic in Football
    I really thought it was unnecessary for part 3 to be all one highly pornagraphic description of a gay orgy between Hernandez, Urban Meyer, Zac Smith and his spider thong cock ring, and Tim Tebow. But I guess if that’s how it all went down at UF, it does help shed light on his mental state. But really, they could have just mentioned the sex. I didn’t need the paragraphs of vivid and shuddering descriptions.
  24. Sort of Higdon-esque
  25. Now there's a girl who has really let herself go. Except for a perfectly bleached sphincter.
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