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Rudy Rutabaga

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  1. Haiku not required Such beautiful gibberish haha sooner goo
  2. sooners are unlubed angry longhorns run the train on bent over midget
  3. sooners lack gonads tiny scrotums are empty inverted penis
  4. phalluses are served whenever sooners dine to slake their great thirst
  5. tornados touch down but no eradication meteors might work
  6. Lincoln and Bob Stoops enjoy anal intercourse with herpetic ducks
  7. Boomer Sooner played more than Leave it to Beaver induces vomit
  8. Kyler is better at some other types of sports horse racing and jacks
  9. Okie married sis lived in truck and snorted meth died of tooth cancer
  10. Lincoln Riley's dream Dines upon just picked skin flute sharing with Bob Stoops
  11. I have never understood how this guy rose to this level of his profession. is he Marlon's nephew ?
  12. Lincoln Riley sucks He sniffs his fingers post scratch of his own soiled taint.
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