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Posts posted by Coelenterate Fuccboi
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10 hours ago, Longhorn94 said:
Evans is going to LSU.
Now we know it won’t happen.
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9 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:
I'm too lazy to go find the old shaggy threads but there were a lot of people that thought Diesch was a big miss. The only reason I remember this is because I got into an argument with several posters about Diesch being "soft" and argued he would be a bust.
Convenient, unverified accomplishment boasting is a Surly tradition.
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You guys can drink all the kool-aid you want. I think somebody pissed in it.
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15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:
Richardson ain't flipping. Aggy took care of him and his fam/uncle.
Yep, nobody would ever take a large gift from aggy and sign with someone else.
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1 hour ago, George Clooney said:
I’m not connected to this whatsoever, but it seems like he’ll go to LSU if they’re either playing well or can at least sell hope.
Obviously. I’m not sure you even know who you’re talking about.
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35 minutes ago, Bevo said:
Who is Miss NSAA?
He is, obviously.
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14 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:
If we just killed ourselves, this would all finally be over.
You sure we didn’t already, now stuck in purgatory?
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18 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:
Heyo, someone remind me—-what I’m supposed to rage about today?
Giles?
Waddles’s delayed commitment decision?
Is a 9.95er still hiding behind Cedric Cormier’s couch?
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My little league team, we’d beat all of y’all.
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48 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:
I dont think Mehringer or Beck is a problem for Wilson. It is my understanding it has more to do with his lack of belief in the offense as a whole and whether the offense will be good enough to showcase / develop his skills for an NFL career.
Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.
Or something like that...
I’m still working on this self discipline as well.
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19 minutes ago, Deej said:
We're gonna mudhole Maryland. Fuck the non-believers.
We taking their women on the way out of town, too.
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34 minutes ago, horngasm said:
I want Texas to win more than anything.
However, my desire for that doesnt change the fact of this 8 year long nightmare.
I will expect an apology in october.
You’ll have to receive it under a new username.
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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:
PJ Fleck would probably be in the mix if Herman finds himself on the hot seat exiting the year.
Let’s not forget this dude is a troll.
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21 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:
i have good news and bad news.
Good news: Wilson is not interested in Aggy.
Bad news: Wilson is still solid to OSU unless Urbs is fired.
In Texas news, yes, Mehringer told Wilson he was better than all of our current receivers right now and would be a starter at Z or X from day 1. It did not have the intended effect on Wilson or his parents. Good thing for Texas that Coach Naivar is Wilson's lead recruiter and has a great relationship with Wilson and his parents. I believe in Naivar. But think we need a little help from OSU along the way and beating USC would probably open the right eyes and ears.
Fuel for the fire.
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All this time I thought SydneyCarton and CJT were heterosexual males.
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13 minutes ago, Jack said:
When did they start measuring decibel levels at college football games?
These are the kind of statistics kept by teams that have no history of winning.
Wait until the hearing loss lawsuits start rolling in now that we have all this data available.
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20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
They have a box lady.
EJ has a lady box. Is that the same thing?
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This board will spontaneously combust if we lose out on Wilson twice because of Meh, with the second being to aggy.
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6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:
Really? No comment on this?
I's? First person possessive? He's paid to write? Fucking "I's?"
And he's trying to spend the night with his fiance on their third anniversary? Hasn't rounded third in three years?
That's the most pathetic sentence in the history of professional writing.
I would imagine it’s difficult to round any bases when ball-gagged and tied up in the corner of the bedroom. The best he can hope for is to witness her playing ball with someone else.
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I don’t think she would be his fiancé that long if she were fully committed. It’s been a long trial period.
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I don’t think she would be his fiancé that long if she were fully committed. It’s been a long trial period.
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14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:
You are too grounded for my taste. I read this post and wanted to throw myself from the nearest high rise.
Username most definitely checks out.
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15 minutes ago, KYHorn said:
Oh? How's that?
Strong Polynesian ties, duh.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
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Hopefully maul people.