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Posts posted by Coelenterate Fuccboi
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27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:
Was this guy committed somewhere? Or is this just a purely oblivious 15/16 year old kid who doesn't realize that no one knew he had originally narrowed shit down in the first place?
Dude could have just pulled a super secret move where he named a top four now, then committed to a completely different school a year from now. That would have been epic.
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1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:Oh and that includes McCoy and Tongue
What is the final statement in a Jordan Hicks pickup line?
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15 minutes ago, texaslong said:
Not sure I've ever seen a program so confident. They haven't beaten LSU since joining the SEC, but that game seems to be a guaranteed win this year. Haven't won National Championship in over 75 years, but they guarantee it will happen under Jimbo's watch. These next couple of years are going to be glorious to watch.
I guess you don’t understand that Jimbo Baggins’ ring is the One Ring. It was crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Mount Doom and has control over all other rings of power.
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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:
Maybe because he has a year of high school left?
Are you telling me none of our recruits have qualified yet? We’re fucked!
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1 minute ago, Bevo said:
I think it means the higher the score the greater the wrank
Does that make aggy the wrankest?
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6 minutes ago, Machinator said:
He's using average rank, not average score.
Then, that means it’s gooder than everyone else, right?
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More discussion on geography.
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26 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:
They're owned by aggy and had to shut down operations because listeria killed a couple people and they couldn't keep out of the shit because they are a company ran by aggy. So people get sick and some die. You're up to speed.
Thank you. Had seen they were pulled off the shelf at some point, probably a ticker across the bottom of the screen, but never researched why, and didn’t know the aggy relationship. All makes sense now.
Aggy roller coaster extends beyond football for sure.
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12 minutes ago, irishtexan said:
Fuck blue bell and their listeria ignoring aggies.
Yeah!
*Don’t know what he’s talking about since I’ve live too far away for too long.
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7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:
Seen on another board his grades are horrible.
I heard he hates Whataburger, HEB, Blue Bell, brisket, and won’t eat chili without beans.
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35 minutes ago, Fud said:
Just came across a Kate movie called Whiteout. I'll take it as a good omen
Was it a porn movie?!?
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Houston appears to have an excellent catch radius.
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22 minutes ago, Bevo said:
How fast is Jake Smith?
Superman was unable to time him.
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32 minutes ago, kopp0e said:
There are plenty of blueblood football programs that has never had the opportunity to compete in the Rose Bowl, if for no other reason it should be remembered as a time when a non B1G or PAC school had a chance to play in the game, but also a chance at the national title... (The game finishes different if not for the injury, we all know this)...
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That was fun. Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
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57 minutes ago, Newy25 said:
Do you even Shaggy, bro? We rip on anyone and anything without mercy. It’s like South Park on steroids. We even take pride in tearing into each other for sport.
This is not a place for someone with sand in their vagina.
Fuck Kevin Morgan.
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13 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:
So are the 2 shhs Caldwell and Houston or nah?
Nice try, but this is the wrong thread to discuss things of this nature. Take it to the football board.
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1 minute ago, coachkiss said:
This has all become so tiresome. If you repeat something enough, it becomes true. If you can get other people to believe and repeat it, even better. So many things are repeated ad nauseum on this board, and if you disagree, you get insulted by 50 cent words. And, to top it off, there is no way to prove the parrots are wrong.
This board has become a superfund site.
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkShould I be wearing a hazmat suit?
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I was in a pretty good mood. Now you sons a bitches have got me pissed off at Herman for letting his loyalty to shitty coaches/recruiters hold back the program.
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Just now, South Austin said:
Of preschool.
While wearing a heavily soiled pull-up.
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7 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Dp
Some women are really into it.
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2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:
So they’re going to have their entire class committed before any of them even play 1 down their senior year. Seems like a good strategy.
Mack Brown strategery.
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23 minutes ago, TrojanPrincess said:
Look, my mama passed away, I really don't get why these "your mama" jokes are bandied about outside of the west coast...where I come from, mamas are sacred.
call me whatever you wish, keep my momma out of your filthy mouth.
Nothing is sacred here, Princess.
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