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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. Thots and players.
  2. Who the fuck said anything close to this being a home run hire? Is your menstrual cycle approaching?
  3. Uh, I’m not sure just how ugly you are, but it’s customary for those girls to take you down. Vic is an outlier? Maybe Vic is also ugly as fuck.
  4. If you want to truly enjoy your trip, avoid Surly posting.
  5. Why do this, like we were choosing between to the two or something?
  6. I realize this was quite the shock to everyone here, but take a moment to relax while you imagine the level of shock it was for Kenny Baker.
  7. Should surprise you. Sark after dark is basically another term for Sarkinite.
  8. Someone’s worried about the numbers ($).
  9. Chalk up another successful match on Grindr.
  10. Awesome. I’m trying to be more inclusive.
  11. Just woke up, on the other side of the globe (not sure how to explain that position to you flat earthers), this thread definitely got me off to a rocky start.
  12. I’m just going to go ahead and put an asterisk by that since it will likely be vacated.
  13. You mean three OCs is the ultimate goal?
  14. I moved like a jet through your mom’s bush.
  15. Polishing? These fuckers have been deep throating them and passing to the next guy.
  16. Now you’re just being dramatic.
  17. I’m not sure Surly can handle this level of expectations for next season.
  18. Yes, it makes all the other programs envious. After you’ve dominated college football for over a decade and your coach retires, they come at your program like a pack of starving hyenas.
  19. Embrace the hate. It’s only going to get worse.
  20. Picture immediately brought back this moment for some reason.
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