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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. We almost tackled ourselves. Lol
  2. That seemed like the longest 3rd quarter in history.
  3. He still struggles with the shallow crossing routes.
  4. “Ruining the game.” ChatGPT: On average, there are about 0.2 targeting fouls enforced per FBS college football game, i.e. roughly one every five games.
  5. I disagree, think it’s removed headhunting, except for a few boneheaded players. If concussions have remained steady, it’s because they’re more closely monitoring and calling out t what it is.
  6. Out first half of next game, damn.
  7. What makes you think they don’t smell like ball sack all the time?
  8. Run blocking does suck, no doubt about it. Our RBs are, and have been, JAGs. I love Wisner, and he’s been quite the surprise, but I’d never call him very good.
  9. Even many Surly posters were blind to how weak the RB room was. It held us back last year and people remembered Baxter being better than he was.
  10. Because he’s not a top 5 coach.
  11. Seems Arch can catch better than some of our WRs.
  12. “Are we certain he was offsides before Texas moved? It was close, right?”
  13. Manning reminded calm as fuck even though the defense had hands on him.
  14. We still talking about this? Arch played really well for most of the game. Ever wonder how much he’s contributed to the “bust”.
  15. Sark doesn’t see this because he doesn’t see anything, like needing an OC.
  16. Get out of here with this stupid shit. HE IS A HEAD COACH. A well paid one.
  17. Alabama’s coach owns him, too.
  18. If you’re a coach claiming you’re running the ball well through one half and you have 34 yards. a) You’re lying b) You’re not calling enough run plays c) You’re fucking clueless d) All of the above
  19. You say this out of fear. You fear hiring a worse coach. However, if Texas ever wants to truly compete for a national championship, he’s not the guy. OC won’t fix his personality. A personality that is reflected by the team.
  20. He’s Texas’ version of Temu Mark Richt.
  21. I hope he’s finding another job. This team will never achieve greatness with Mr. Squats on the sideline.
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