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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. Dude… he went to college station.
  2. Listen you aggy fuck. We’re not taking that expensive dead weight off your hands. You better hope for Ole Miss to pull through and outbid you.
  3. Fixed for your mom.
  4. They made a molehill out of a mountain.
  5. No way, guys here think he’s a future NFL QB.
  6. I understand, but if he’s not on that field, he could potentially regret it his entire life.
  7. One recruit on an official visit posted a picture via instagram of a one-of-a-kind Tickle Me Elko doll, resting on the pillow his hotel bed. The doll was holding a Mason jar in one hand and a small bottle of lotion in the another. There was a sticky note attached which read “donations wanted”. Sitting next to the doll was the 2024 Aggie male cheerleader calendar.
  8. What? You hope his actual on-field performance doesn’t hurt him?
  9. There’s no way that man is fitting inside the heisman, much less running in it.
  10. Turns out, we strategically planted him.
  11. Now do smoking, unprotected sex, and pick your poison. There’s a lot of science indicating these are a bad idea, too.
  12. I’d prefer he be a Longhorn if we want him.
  13. He’d probably be expected to play if he went anywhere else.
  14. This guy knows stuff.
  15. Maybe it will reduce the number of people with a skin cancer diagnosis.
  16. Surly, by definition, cannot simply be happy.
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