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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. Jimbo drug his nuts across College Station and they paid him like $100 million. I fucking love that guy.
  2. How? Sunbelt Billy is a running joke these days. If you can’t see the potential, I don’t know what to tell you.
  3. The best revenge would be making it to the playoffs and actually winning.
  4. I have mixed feelings. Texas could have a shot this year. Under the new system, OU would too.
  5. Are you sure it wasn’t the burritos or refried beans? Username and all that.
  6. Ever heard of Nancy Kerrigan? Anyway, I know a guy.
  7. Fax, people get schooling to do edeating.
  8. I have a really good friend who’s a big-time FSU fan. This weekend, fuck that guy.
  9. I think I’ve heard this story. He got in trouble the evening before they were set to travel, and his punishment was sleeping in the attic by himself. That night, the power went out and nobody’s alarm went off. The buses arrived in the morning and everyone was panicking, trying to make the flight, and no one thought to go wake him. Some vacuum cleaner salesman from Michigan just happened to arrive as they were loading the buses and this salesman was mistakenly counted as a member of the team. They left poor Abor behind in the attic and he struggled to survive in his own. No wonder he’s transferring.
  10. People have been preaching and preaching on here, but the stubborn wouldn’t listen. The committee wasn’t going to suddenly move Texas above Oregon because we beat lowly Tech, while they beat a ranked rival.
  11. Hahahahaha, as expected. This will drive traffic to the websites.
  12. I don’t know if this was supposed to make me feel better, but it doesn’t.
  13. Seems like you’re chasin that neon rainbow.
  14. What better way to be welcomed back by little brother than to kick their ass in their own house?
  15. I guess Texas/Michigan doesn’t meet the standards.
  16. Was it a gentleman’s agreement?
  17. But here in the real world, it’s not that easy at all.
  18. You mean, they just needed to give Jimbo more incentives to win?
  19. Following this thread gives me a glimpse of what it must be like to be an online college “professor”. Reading essay after essay, covering the same topic, with each one only slightly altered to avoid plagiarism.
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